You dun goofed on Good Morning America.

Good afternoon fellow Fakku-tizens, I come to you as a representative of /b/! One must clarify for you all that we are not the culprits of this crime.

Know that we are all just as disgusted as you all are by this act of cyberbullying. If you do not believe me, please, visit /b/ yourself! Life at /b/ has always been good-natured and family-oriented. Learn for yourself!

You may be suspicious, or doubt this message. Obviously, it is the rest of the internet to blame. Understanding that we are a threat to them in terms of awesomeness, they constantly try to give us a bad name. Really though, it's not true! Stories of raids on other sites; they are true. Even if they DID attack and offend us first! Learn both sides of the story! Find out for yourself who's wrong and who's right.

P.S. Take the first letter of every sentence.