You got any special abilities?

i crop it in the camera, i look like the mexian col sanders

sometimes in public places i can hear voices

Epic Mexican Mustache is Epic!!!!!!XD

usually when i open my eyes... i can see things.. that are in front of me

Well... I die when I'm killed.
So... yeah.

funny i can't die... committed suicides three time, still alive

Have your tits gotten smaller?

I age as time passes

I've got quite a few, but one of my favorites is whenever I make an animal call (ie: bird, koala, toaster pastry) a giant battle will ensue right infront of me! It could be a giant Bruce Lee versus a giant box of donuts and whoever wins has to live in the ocean for all eternity.
Pretty awesome; I know.

i can breath fire... well, not really... i don't even smoke. does it counts as an ability?
btw every1 in my family smokes... even my younger brothers

i can smoke a oz of train wreck and salvia(50/50) in a single sitting with out problem and drive home. i never go to the right home but still a house is a house

i can cook without salt

I can um...pull my dick for a long time.

#1)
left eye: 60% green and 40% brown
right eye: 90% green 10% brown

yeah. I'm friends with a ophthalmologist and he measured my eyes

#2) My dick can choke people in 3 different ways

O_O

i'm not worthy

PFFT.


I'm a Gunslinger. *puts on sunglasses*

I can put both of my feet (and my thighs) behind my head and stay there for at least an hour.

O_O

that is a real sexy skill

pics or never happened