You learn something new everyday...

As the subject implies, I learned something today. If you drink Minute Maid, you can become a hero to small children.

I heard kool-aid gives you enough energy to walk through walls.

I hear a man once drank minute maid and shit a diamond.

I learned from my friend that I automatically like a girl by being paired up with her for a math assignment.

yes I do .... so don't play with my Jesus .... and don't screw with my Satan ....

It was actually 2.....

I saw on TV that if you drink a lot of Gatorade, you sweat it!