You make this Glorious Sisami-sama laugh; you win

[size=10]Why do ducks have webbed feet?
To stamp out fires.
Why do elephants have flat feet?
To stamp out burning ducks.[/h]

Card games on motorcycles

-_-

*Row Row Row your boat* theme
ehehe I just remembered Highschool of the dead

meh

Alright, here's a funny story. Let's see...I'm e-bisexual, so I cyber-rape males and females alike. Mostly for the lulz. In this one case, I met a guy. I started giving him a blowjob, something like, "*I slide my hand into your pants and wrap my fingers around your penis*", and then he says, "Lol, I'm a girl".

Sisami. I want to sex your body and cum in your navel.
See that's funny.

Fixed.

Two guys are walking down the street and see a dog on the lawn, licking his balls.

One guy says to the other, "Man, I sure wish I could do that".

The other guy says, "Don't you think you ought to pet him first?"

*tickle tickle~*
Why is divorce so expensive?
Because it’s worth it.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X7_0NoRHOEM

Mymanhoodinuranus.

A PLANE IS FALLING THROUGH THE SKY. IT'S ENGINES ON FIRE!

Everyone is screaming, a lone woman stands up and shouts "I want to die feeling like a woman!"

A huge burly man stands up, the sweat glistens off his chin, he strokes his manly beard and rips off his shirt, his muscles ripped to perfection as she shouts to the woman...

"HERE! IRON THIS!"

You guys are being gay. What with your gay jokes and whatnot.

Faggots.

Q: How are girls similar to Pokemon?

A: You need balls to catch 'em all.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ReMkBPX1XPc