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Welcome to Fakku! glad you join us, hope you enjoy your time here!

CHEERS! Welcome to FAKKU! Behold the heavenliness of this site! XD (Or Jacob's old beard. Lol.)

Hello and Welcome to Fakku and enjoy what Fakku has to offer

Welcome to FAKKU! take your time enjoying hentai~

Nice to meet you as well.
Welcome to FAKKU

Welcome to Fakku!

welcome to fakku! :3

Hey hey, welcome right back at you. :]

Welcome to Fakku enjoy your stay

Welcome to fakku, hope you enjoy your stay

If you have any questions feel free to ask ^__^

Welcome aboard. I'm new too (kind of). I've been on Fakku for maybe 5 months already but I never made an account.

hello (enter subjects name here) and welcome the enrichment centre please proceed towards the portal when it opens to receive your cake....

Portal opening in 3...2...1... please proceed to collect your death... i mean cake