GIOVANNI IS SO CASH

'Sup bitches

My name is Giovanni, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day catching lousy ass Pokémon. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever caught any GOOD Pokémon? I mean, I guess it's fun catching shitty Bidoofs over and over, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than Brock's squinty closed eyes.

Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I am the boss of a crime syndicate, Viridian City gym leader, and fucked Ash's mom. What do you do, other than "play Pokémon Diamond and think all that shit is real."? I also get awesome world domination schemes, captured Mewtwo and have a banging hot girlfriend (Delia just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.

Pic Related: It's me and Ash's mom

You remade this just to change the persians face to ash's mom?

Lol nice lining up of the shoulders on your head.

well ok welcome to Fakku (?)

I remade nothing, Giovanni does not make mistakes.

Heh, Welcome to Fakku, Giovanni. But there's still no way your Ash's Dad, as some have said.

This thread made me laugh.

Welcome to Fakku, Giovanni. Care for a battle sometimes? I'll pwn you. :D

...welcome? erm.. that picture's been used once before.. well enjoy your stay ^_^;

What are you talking about, is someone else impersonating me?

hello there. nice introduction. :D
welcome to fakku and enjoy your stay!
:D

10/10

Would fucking lol again.

Voted Cash.

Your pokemon aren't better than mine:

lol welcome i see me having remember-able moments with u

What the fuck is that shit, get that out of my thread.

FIXED LOL

LOL :D

Lawl

Welcome Giovanni.

Heh ^_'

Welcome to FAKKU!, then. Enjoy your stay, and I think you'll be an interesting member. Flip it up... no, not that smaller finger. That one... that's it.

Welcome to the community Giovanni, you Pokémon-molesting-man you!

Hahaha! That's hilarious! Made my day. :D

So are you up for that battle, or not?

welcome, please do not lock your gym cause your gym should be the first gym i wreck dude, it's so freaking close to my hometown