Hey Hi and HELLLLOOOOOOOO

welcome to fakku

enjoy your stay fellah fakkuza

Welcome to fakku, enjoy ^_~

Welcome to Fakku, enjoy your stay!!!

~Chiwasu (wonder when I will stop using this catchphrase, LOL)

Anyways, welcome to FAKKU. I hope you have fun here Lady. This place can be fun or bad depending on what type of personality you possess.

よろしくね