Hi, Im my own happy hotel!!!

Hello, Im the sociopathic closet case thats been a -?- shadow on this site for a while now. But I was finally able to join because the evil Pez nez dispenser that told me to do bad things and wouldnt let me join died in the tragic war of thrown into a grill of 09. But anyways, I have a weakness for candy fruity candy, ramen, hot foods, and pickles...Also, hot women with glasses wearing a 2piece cosplaying Yuffie.) BEHOLD MY SMILY FACE!! *).....And get used to it cause you will see much more of it. Welp, thats it. If you still want to be friendly with me after reading all of that, then I guess I can give you ONE of my skittles and wouldnt shove a rusty bent pitchfork in your eye. But the rest are mine! >*D Anyways, other than that im just a boring and uncreative pervert....*(

*( I typed that while eating fresh ramen.. Burned my tongue and hand, then lap...it should be added I have lots of bad luck & play a lot of video games (With a connection that alternates from perfect to bullshit) like Metal Gear and stuff. SVD owns!!!

Welcome~ to~ the~ Fakku!Paradise~! 8)
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Alright a reply! And sorry, I burned myself so I wasnt thinking straight when I replied to my own thread..*(

Welcome to paradise

Welcome new user! Enjoy the stay, be active, keep posting :D

come, join us all in the Sake Bar!!! XD enjoy your stay in heaven!!

You are welcome in FAKKU.

welcome to fakku, and enjoy your stay...

*yawns* need some sleep...

Oh wow, certainly was detailed anyway, wasn't it? XD

Welcome on board!

Yeah, there were actually parts removed, like killing the cookie monster and how I pu t more than 1 drop of pure concentrate hot sauce and other "ingriedients" in my ramen. Anyways, thanx 4 the welcome all Im going to the sake bar! XD

Welcome here and enjoy your stay.
Be sure to post requests here and post things in a coherent way (except IB :P).

Hi!!!! Thank you for joining us. Now there is no escape.

OH god yes-I mean no this is horrible!

Dont make me get in any orgies please! Ok orgies but no sudden sex!
Okay sudden sex but dont take my skittles and ramen! Im serious. Dont take it or Ill eat you instead. And not in the happy rainbow way ladies.

Welcome new friend enjoy your stay

Weheell, in exception of those first two on the left, can I take those girls home for a sleepover?

Welcome to the Fakku family, enjoy your stay!

Greetings oh new one.

Welcome to fakku ^_^

Greetings and enjoy your stay in the vast comforts and depths which is fakku.

Nice to meet you