my life: tale of a wayward cinnamon stick

I was lost. Searching the wide and lonely internets for free hentai. I was about to lose hope, when suddenly fakku! did shineth like a beacon on my google search results page. I was thus gently and erotically gathered into the bosom of delight.

and we all lived fappily ever after. the end.


My interests:
yuri,yaoi, futa, traps, nonviolent rape (y'know, the kind where theyre really more bewildered and embarassed than really against it), tentacles,loli/shota, catgirls, GLASSES, anal, bondage/bdsm, schoolgirls, thigh high socks.

dislike:
not a fan of incest unless its same sex twins. scat. insane amounts of pubes.

Im a college student and an innocent young maiden (cough)

edit: I thought about it and realized i should include some non porn related interests. so.... I like reading, cooking, and sewing. Ive recently become obsessed with making flan, I watch specials on jellyfish to de-stress, Im bad at sports, and I wear old spice because Id rather smell like "alpine snow phoenix" (or whatever they like to call their scents) than "magical pears"

thank you all. except whoever ate my mint. :3

ahem. excuse my sudden urge to be all girly but....ooo flan! what's your recipe?

I usually try a different recipe every time, but I get them all from recipezaar.com.

one recipe I tried said to "cook it till it jiggles like a breast" That was my personal favorite.

A hotpocket...what an unusual gift. UNUSUALLY DELICIOUS.

true..only the breakfast ones appeal to me. sometimes a mysterious filth pocket just hits the spot.

RAGEQUIT

out of curiousity, what else is in it?