Wazzup, vatos?

So I had this idea of waiting until girlscouts try to sell me cookies, taking them, killing them, making meat cookies and selling them to the unsuspecting parents...but could they sue me for the similar idea? Should I just make 'meatballs' or something lame like that, instead? It's really been eating at me, you're all welcome for the pun.

Anyway, yeah, semi-new here. Came for the porn but thought, eh, let's see what the community's all about. So, whazzup, vatos?

I believe I'm going to like you. Anyways, welcome & enjoy your stay at Fakku.

Thank you, guy with tiny waist. I'm very honored to be here.

You're not funny.

You haven't seen my face yet.

BURRRRN!

How is that a "burn"?

Well, I had to buy ointment after.

You come for the porn but you stay for the forums

That's a slogan, right there. Seriously, put it on the main page. It'll put asses in seats.

Ok, lets try it but first we need Jacob

That guy from the vampire book?

Jacob,the creator.

Jacob's the Creator? Humble name for the father son and holy g-

OHHHH, you mean creator of Fakku...ok, got it, sorry.

Hahaha

Yes, I got laughter. I feel warm inside, now.

Welcome to the forums :) I quite enjoy your style of humor, and I hope you have a good time here.

Thanks, guy who posts a lot. I plan on getting nice and comfy.

Welcome to Fakku! Homefry
Make sure to visit the chat and game forums if you want to talk to the users more =3

Yeah or play with them....

Play with them, what? You mean like, "Guess where I am in your house, bitch?"

I kid, I kid, don't worry people. I'd be in the back of the car.