theonewhoeats wrote...
I am slowly but surely on my way to quitting Fakku for good. Not that there's anything wrong with the site, it's just that it hasn't been that interesting for me, lately.
Everyone gets a break. But you'll be back. They always will.
I dream of a glorious Fakku convention, where every Fakkuist will show up, and we will all share our massive porn collection. The resulting mass of porn could possibly overload the universe with semen, leading to an unprecedented boom of healthy skin.
No sex, only masturbation.
Because we have no female members.
Except Jacob.
C-c-c-c-combo breaker.
I just broke my own deadpan snarking combo.