Guys, guys

I waz fucking some futa bitchez right when all of sudden the blackH̝̘̪̖̝̩̥1͙̱̱̭̮̰͉͝M̷͙̹͓͚͇͕ͅ!͎̰̲̱̪̥͢ ͔̪̣͓̖̫̳ ̜͉̜
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̶̘̦ ̻̫̱̥̺͙̳ ̙̝͠ ̖ ̰̩̣ ̶̫̜̫̺ ͍̣ ͔̝̥̮ ͙̪̭ ̧̘̥͕ ̺̠̬̝̰0̗̯̬̝ͅU̪Я͇̫̺̺̗͓̙́ ̣͍͜ͅ ̧ ̠̲͈̠̝̟ ҉̥̘͓̣ ̛͇͈̘̖̦ ̭͇̣̖̕ ̺̗͖̼͢ ̜̼́ ͅ ̲͇̻ ̞̺̳ ̸͚͔̜͍̳W̜̤̤̱̯̝ͅ0R̷̠LD ͕̺̙̬̼͇ ̱̮͖̦̻ ̸̤̯̟͍͖i̸̹͔̖S̹ ̧̙̙̻̩͈ ̸̰̬ ͔̲̦͎͖ ͔͍̦̪ ҉͓̣̼͙̮ ̫ ͎͈͠ ̠̥̕ ͕ ̀ ̳̖͍̰̪͡ ̠̥̘ ̡̰̣͚͇̞ ̵̟̫̬͕͉̩ ͇͓̪̣ ̪̤̭͝ͅ ̨͍̣̮̭̞̱ͅDO̰0̻M̯̞̳̹͈̫̕3͞D͈̥̭͕̯͔̗
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̸D̫̟0̶̲̞И҉T͈̞̥̣̠͕͕̀ ̴ ̥̖̹͎͉ ̜̘͝ ̶͙̗̺̜̦̙ ̶̤͚̥ ̘̥͎͓̲̩͞ ͏͕̦̗̞̣̰̻ ̞̼ ̶̬͈̩̘̹̥͎ ̴̟̫̺ ̤̗̘̠̜ ̦͉͙̬͔́ͅ ̞͚͙͟T̢̗̦R͇̕ͅУ̸̱ ̠͍̙͍͕ ҉͉͖̙͇̫̼ͅ ͕̮̪͜ͅ ͟ ̡̘̖̠̜̟ ̶̬̜̯͇̘ ҉̭ͅTͅ0 ͓̣ ̥̥́ ̸̱̺͕ ̮̭ ̩̺̹̖̥̞̤̕ ͕̥͉ ̠͍̞̮ ͏̖̣ ͏̜̫̯͖͈ ̲͔̘̼̟̞ͅ ̞̙͔̳̱̤͜ ͈ ͈̘̯ͅ ͢ ̧̠̘̩̳̜̞̦ ͢ ̵̦͖̯̝̲̱̗ ̥̹̝̝̩ ̢͔̟̲̳ ̢ ̩̙̼̞̩̞ ̳̞̹͍̙ͅC̥̞̦H̠̼̺A͕͚̗̤̺͇̞N̲G̳̪E̫͔̙̳̦ ̥͖̮͎̖̰̀ ̬̙̝͉͚̯ ̱͕̜̤AИ̯͉У̼̘̤̲̩̳͞T̷̰͈͕̞̼ͅH̢̩1͔͠N̠G̞̪̟̱̭
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̠̪̤̞̲̬͝ͅI̹̜̩̺̻͓̺T̷̠̹̜̙̥̥ͅ ̯͎̟̝̠̕ ̧͔ ͏̳͕̮ ̣̥͔͚I̪̪̝͠$͚ ̠͎̥̳̣ ̴ ̭̙̟̻͙͕͜ ̶̞̥̖͎ ́ ̥̯̥̠͈ ̞̘͜ ̨ ͕͇̗ ͚̤͎̺̤̕0̳U͚̝͉̘Ŗ͇̞̥̻̝͔̞ ҉̮̻̥̰̱ ͈͎̤͟ ̘F̙̼͎̝4̸T̙̗͇̮̩̮͝ͅE ̮̟͈̰̗ ̛̹͉̬̭̮͈ͅ ̲̱͇͓̝̀ͅ ̵̘͍̜͓̘͚ ̸̥t0̮̀ ͍̻ ͚̖̙͖̖̬̼ ̘ ̙̻̭ ̢̩ ̪ ̜̘͎̼̳͘ ̧̝̹̹̞̠͚̥ ̯̟̗͓͜ ̠̳̭̗̜͕̖ ͔̼̦͇B̬͙̫͠U̲͈͞ṞN͏̬̘
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̕I̹͠N͓̼͚͓̖͍ ͖̜ ͉ͅ ̦̱͓ ͎ ҉͖ ̸̝̖ ̫̲̩͇̭ ̻ ̵ ̡̼̟̼ͅH҉̭͈̰͕i͇̠̤͉̗S͈ ̞͇ ̨͈̙͙̺̮ ̫̝̮͍̱ ̤̥̖ ҉̤͕͈ ̠̦͙̗̀ ̤ ̤ ̼ ͖̘͞ ̬͉̞̦̬̺̬͠ ̺̮͎͇̩͔̳ ̖̗̻͍̜ ̡̫͕͎͚̝̹̯ ͉̼̝̹͕͔͇͘ ̻̱̩͔̼̻̯͞F̘̺I̦͇̪̰͔Я̛͖͔̱͍̲͙E͙̯̼
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̥̺͙͓̜͢H̨͕̗̦i͉̫͕ͅs͈̱̞͖ ̡ ̠͉̙̘͎̻́ ̯̦̹̱͔̘͓N̹̘̗̤͠4̨̭̙͚͎̹̙M̺͟Ę̦̯͖̣̯͎̟ ̷̟͓̖͓͉͖̟ ̵ ̨̫̤͓̘ ̷̟̬͓̘̹ ̸̬̗̖̰͙ ̹͈̼̳ͅ ̳̩ ̡̜͇̰̞͈̳͖ ̼͍̞ ̺͖̼̭͖͉ͅ ̱̟̗͔͕ ̲͚̪͚̤ ̧̥̘ ͏̮͙͓͓̬I͔s̫ ̻̙̝̰̲ ͍̙͇̪͎ ̷̯̞̭ ̵͎̱̻̪ ͉̮̺͔̦ ̶̘̹͖͓ ̦̭ ̝͡ ̙̻͍̗̹̯́ ͎̦ ҉̣̩ ̶͈̣̖͍̬ ͚̫̩̻̫̳͜ ̛Z͎̬͍̙̝A͎̮̳̠LG͕̪̗

Srsly, you guys have to teach me that.

f̰̺ͯ̂̍̒̈́ͨͫ͠a̵͈̽ͥͤ́̆l̏̈́́҉͈̮̦k̸̦͖͔̜͍͓̐̂̉́̈́ͮͯ̀ͅj͈̭̗͊͊̑͝n̛͉̠͍̤͙͗̉ͫ͐̀f̡̰͓̯̥̦͔̠̼͕̆̂ͯ̓ͦ̚k̢̥̰̮̅ͫ͗͌͂͞a̸͉͈͎͓͖̻ͥ̋ͭͪ͗͜h͓̯͖͌ͪ̂̕f̟̝̹̰̭̓̔̅͞a̗̬̖̟̥̤͆ͫͫͣ̚͠͠͠ͅí̧̨͌̅͏̭̠̥͖̠͇̠̟̘k̴̬̭̥͔̈́̽͊͒ͥ́s͇̦͈̫̄̃̍ͤ̉̃̅͢j̩̜̗͓̖̟͇ͩ̇̾̑j̵̤͙̝̫̳͍̲̥̑ͣͮ̀ͅh̷̵̃͌̋ͤ̐͌͏̳̠͔͎̫͚̭f̵͉̯̳̯̂̊ͬ̍̎ͩ͢ͅh̷͚̭̱̥̘̜́̈͑̀̕ͅk̯̹̃̊ͯͤ̈̔̈͗a̴̵̗̦̼̣͚̮͆̋̋͆͋͐̓\̷̫̭̱̰̦̻̫̑ͬ̏ͦ̽͛ͩ͝
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͎͚̟̱̙͚͒̌͑̍͋̕͠s̴͖̙̝͍̣̰͇͆̂̏͛̐̍ͅn̸͂̔͛̿̓ͬͨ̅͏̫̰f̢̟̣̰̰͐̎̕f̧̛̗̻̫͓̝͇͒͂͞ͅf̈́ͧ̉ͧ̈́ͥ̃͏̙̙̝f̷̬͕̼͍̤̫̼̈̑͗f̯̺̱̳͔̩̭͂̑̉ͭf̯̣͛ͥ̈͒̐f̶͖͔̣̞͇̱͕͋͂̇͗ͩͧ̊͢͞f̛͆͗́̈́ͨ̏̌҉͔̜̠̗̗̣̞f̴̛͉͙̣̙̲̪̣͙̄͛͋͂͛̑͐̾ͅf̷̙͋ͭ̾h̛͖̟͔̫̺̗̫̣̬̍̅̑̕͞s̄̎̌̒ͨ͝҉̻̹̝͍ͅaͫ̉̓͆̀̊̓͏̰̪͍̮̺͉ͅk̑̍͡҉̬ ͓̩̜̫̝̳̜͎̲ͯͫ͂̇͝f̯̙̯̬͙̝͋͂̋͒̑͘ͅͅȧ̡̤͕̖͍̎͗̈ͪ̋̚j̢̝ͮ̽͋̂̐̒͢ḣ̭̥͓͔̥̖́f͂̇ͬ̑͒̊͝͏̭͔̠̘̕ͅj́͐́͏͈͕͕̮̬̳͎a͙̞̮͈ͫ̒̿͟k̵̖̞͈̟̦ͧ̅͗ͣ͢h̢̡̗̯̮̱͙̼ͫͮ͑f̢̙̮̖̻͂ͨͦ̍ͯ͒̄ͯ͌͜s͖̠̺̠̼̫̗̼͐͌̒̾k̘̝̃̍̀ͦ͛ͫ́j̨̿͒̈͒̿̍̒͊͏̲͇ą̰̣̟̻͈̭͗͂̄ͦ̒̌͟͡śͬͫ́҉̡͎f̜̞̞̼̻̮͑͒k̵̛̯̆͒̌͝ḷ̦̥̟̃̔͒ͩ́̈̿̔a͙̦͖͓͆ͮͪ̈́̕s̢̹̺̖̬͍̫ͦͩͫͩ̚
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͉͙͔̬͗̃ͫ͌ͤͧ̒j̡̘̟̖̝̭̼̯̠̈̄ͥf̆̅͐ͨ̚͏̷̭ǩ̥̞͎̽͆͛͌̓̾ͣ͠
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͔̥̤̬͆͑̿͝a̵̶̭͚̜̬̟̳̭ͭ̇̆̔̈ͣ̀l͔͓̖̠ͧ̋ͫ̾͘j̧̼̬̗̫̪ͨͫ̂̇ͫ̓̎͝s͍͕̞ͩ̌̓͊͒ͦ͞͠ļ͙͖͎̳̤͛͜k̵̬̣͍̲͒̇̆ͨ̑ͧ̚f̢̡̟̲̘̙̱̄̇j̢̦̹̯̙ͯ̿̏͠f̴̣̝̮͇ͬ̽a̵̘̫̗̽͆ͬͧ̓̾̇̚͟͝s̅̔̇ͫͣ͗͆͏̬͙̭͖̼̠͓͞ͅḷ̵̦̫̲̘͎̝̈́ͣ̔̄̎͌k̹̥̫̟̤͖̋ͧ̋̑
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̷̇͋ͮ̓ͫͩ҉̞̪ͅa̶͇̮̫͔̅ͨ̇̋ͬ͆͑͡͡s̢̠̟̟̣̯͇̲̆j̴͕͖̟̣́́͛̿̓͂̚͝ͅf̡͉̳͈̠̺̝̩̿ͬ͋͛ͦ̉ͧͅl̬̲͈ͣ̃̽̄ͯ͛̍̈̚k̶̖̱͍̆́̊̔̌̓͞a̷̼̺͆͛ͫs̴̨͓̱͚̀ͩ̍j̷̮̣̯̦̦̽f̧͖̣̘̼̞͇̉͒̈́͠lͦ͠҉̣͇̟̳̥͈̝̲̘͠k̛̪͚͉̪̺̏̒ͩ́̂͜ͅs̵̸͓̖͚ͩͩ̓́̑ͪ̚a̛̺͖͈̼̬ͮ̌̀̀j̜̠̮̖̯̐̑͗̏͐̓̈́l̷͈̭̖̙̦̥̖ͬ̎ͮ̏ͤ̾͛͟s̴̰͕͇̣͙͋ͬ̉́̈̉f̢̢̛͈̞͓̖̝̙̠̽ͥ́̉̍ḳ̢̢̠̜̉̓̎ͅą̷͙͎̗̪͔͖ͯ͆ͣ̐̃̐̋j̪̺̭̝ͦ͋
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That's some pretty cool zalgo text you got there, unfortunately my computer is horribly bad so I can't see shit.

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Is this some kind of warning that theres something bound to happen![spoil]is the name zalg

Y̛̪̲͋ͧ̅̇ͩ̽̏͗o͈̳͌̿̿̑̿ͥͪü̶̵̙̊͞ ̼̜͎̠̲̤͚̓̓ͨ̈ͫ͐͘g̶̗̣̗͉͓ͨ̈̎͟ͅu͖̟ͪ̈̇̋y̴̧͎̻̓̌͜ṡ̰̰̼̳̮̱ͪ͡ ͖̰̥͓͓̫̠̿̃̍ͩ̏ͫ̐ͣ̕͡a̢̟̎ͥ͊ř̨͇̺̗̟͔̲̆͊ͫ͠e͇̮̣ͥͣͣ̀ͯ͟ ̡̛̥͉̜̦͕͕͉̙̥̇̂͋ͪͭ̌̌̇f͛̈́̍̑ͭͭͪ̈҉͏̯̦̪͍͙̪̳̫ǘͮ͏̺͈̳̫͚̪̥c̴̵̝̠͔̣͓̬̪͌ͪ̄ͤķ̸͙̣͍̯͈̈́ͫ͌͛͆̎̈̌ị̹̺̩̗̊̈ͥ̍̓ṉ̶̤̭̻̙̮̩̣ͪ͂͢͡g̜͇̣̥̩̣͙͔ͭ̅ͬ͗͑̇ͤ͌̿͘ ̵̯̥̝̋̌͊͝n̡͖̟͔̣̘ͫ͐ͮe̋͛ͭ̇̀̍̆͊͏҉͖ͅr̜͕͇̺̪̲͇̫͙ͬ̎̒̃̾̋͆͑d͔̖̈̽ͫ͂͂̎͒̀͜s̱͖͍̭͖̯͍̙͋̊͊̅ͦ̉̂̽̐͠

waaa... you gotta teach me that too!! how'd you do that kind of text?

nevermind i just learned it weee!

thnx to your post i learned something new

Wonder when will a zalgo-only thread show up.

L̛ͪͭͦ̂͒͗̄ͪ̚͡͏̰̗͈͖͎̟͍͚̙͠ͅͅé͑ͬͯ͊̃̐ͭ͒̽̃ͫ͆ͬͨͥͧ̓ͫ̕҉̲͚̯̞͍̥̳͓̪̙̠̠͉̞̥t̅̍̾ͭͩ͏̧͕̰̣̲̫̦̠̺͓̪̮̘͉̫̱'̧͒̋́ͥ̀ͦͦ̍̄̽̈́̈͡͠҉̰̭̙̱̮̠̹̘̙s̵̷̪͕̱̣͚̤̥̏̂̓̍̾ͦ̊̚̚̕ͅ ̶͓̦̝̭͓͚͎̙̗̠̘̮̎̃͋̓̏ͮ̂̊͋́̕ͅḑ͙̬̟̭̹̥̩̫̱̟̈̒͂͒̇̆̆͛̅͌̆͆̚͟ͅǫ̦̤̳͕̉̎́ͧ̿̒̄̂̂́ͅ ̡͕̘͙͍͙̞̗͖̰̓̅͋̒͑̌̌̄̀ͭ̏̍ͧͥ͆̔̂̈́͡͠t̷̡̨͙̙̠̞̭̟̺̺̩͓̱̤͖̗ͧ̅͌͐̐̆͟͡ḧ̶̵͕̟̻̱̖̞́̅ͭ͗͗i̴̗̰̻̟͇̜̼̫̼̘͆ͮ̓ͯ̽̍̃͒ͤ͗͊ͧ̔̀̀̚͟͞ͅs̷̴̟̦͈̻͓̪̯̫̯͚̬̪͚̤̤̼ͪ͆̿̎̌̋̄̒!͑̌ͪ͒̇ͩ̚҉̷̸͓̩̣̳̗̫̯̩̙͕̲̜͜

what the shit.

*Seizure*

>contradiction

Cool story bro.

I̮̯̘̟̜̤̰̻͒̊̿́T̡̯̳̮͍̦̮͎̞͑́́ͦ̀ ͙̈́͊̓W̵͕̘̣̗̻̩̙ͧͯ̍ͨ͂̕Oͬͤ̊̇ͥ̍̃ͦ̈́҉̵̯̟̞̪̙̗ͅU̢͈͚̪̳̳͍͗̑̈ͧ̓̓̕̕L̞̰ͫḒ̢̹̬̦̠̯̂̌̍ͮ̇̎͟ ̸̱̙͋̿̋̂͗̍̌̃B̤̹̯͎̻̝̰̱̆͟Ė̴̡̱͖̱̯́̋ ̜̝̳̖̜ͯ͒̽ͤ̓̈́̀̊A̍̽͏̢͕͓̫͖̤͇ ̨͖̯͉͚͔̮̞̲̒ͧ̌͒͛́ͣC̝͈͕ͫͤͫͨ̔ͮ́͟Ọ̸̢̭̫ͮO̠̼̮͚͇ͪ̌̑̈́ͣ̏ͣ͠L̶̳͎̺̏ͥ̈͝ ̫̜̻͔̳̬̠̮ͤ̄̾ͦ̚̚͡S̵̡̲̝͒ͪ̇̿ͪ͋̃͆͞T͕̞̘͙̄͊͒ͣƠ͛̍̈ͮ҉̜͈͇͖̫͝R̠̥̯̻̠ͮ̄ͬ̇ͤ͠Y̞̙̻̦͖̖͍͔̠ͥ̄̕͡͠ ̷̧̺̖̳̫͐͂͐ͪ̎̔̚
̳̭̣ͯ͒ͪ̈͂͊ͧͨ́̀͢
̵̷̛̠͓̯͕̯̯ͪ̀ͥ̍̑Ị̝̯͕̞͖̺̙ͫ̔̓F̱͉ͧ͊̑̌̏͋ͧ͊̐͜ ̴̷̲̼͙͔̄ͣ͊͋̎Ȉ͕͎̳̼̟̍ͬ̍ͯ͘T̨̗̫̻͍̣̏̉̒͟͠ ̛̪̍͐̃͆̉̉̀̚͜W̸̟̣̻̮̰͊̐ͦͮͧ͞A̖̥̦̻̘͔͇̳ͤ̽̆͠S̡̤̜͍͎ͣ̄̔͗̉ͪ ͇͚͙͕͔̲̖ͣ̇ͭͭ̅͋͑̅ͭA͚̬̣͆̑̕C̵̣͓͚̠̟̅Tͯ͟҉̥̞U̶̡̟͙͈͉̮̦̭̫̍̅̒̿̾ͭA̧̘̬̦͙̱̦ͧͥ̆͆̓̔͘ͅͅL̮̝̭̗̜̗͚̽̊ͮ̅́̕L̼͛͜Y̧̪͌ͥ̊ͬ̓͌̂̕ ̸̨̲͍͇̫̍̽͝A̴̬͍̤̱ͣ̂ͩ͢ ̡͔͖͍̬͈̀͒̉̎͋̍ͅS̸̟͉̜͓͉̤̼̐ͦT̺͉̲̫̥ͭͭ͋ͥ͛ͩ͜Oͯ̒ͥ̍̽҉̟̱̞͍̱͞R̶̴̗͖ͫͨ͛̃̂̂Y͚̹̱ͭ͂͞,̷̱̗̠̪͙̤̝̥̂͐́̒ ̨͉͕̜̲̅͐ͬͪ͑ͥ̂͂̾́
̶̷̬̞̍ͯ̒͌͂ͦ͋ͯ͟
̴̢͚̫̫̦̯̩̝̈́̕ͅB̶̢̗̱ͭ͐̂͐̇Ụ̶̮ͬ͋ͯ̑̚̕T̋̇͗͐̀͠͏̠̗̳̼͓̗̗ ̈́͐̉ͨ҉̶̬̜̘͔̙͉̬Ḯ̵͚̇̇͊̓̚͜Ṱ̴̲̼̹̲̗̀̂ͣ͐͘ ̛͎͍̳̖̱̯̼̽̓̉͂͐́I̘̲̫͖̭͙͎͈̓̎̉̃ͩ͌͛̏̕͞S̴̡͔̞̙̯̻̥̮̥ͣ͑̀ͫN͚̙̞̬͇̝ͩͦͦ́̚͝ͅT̶̯̻̰̼͋͟.̻̥͗̀͆ͯͦ͑̊
̵̧̻̬̺̲̘̓͌̈͂̀ͧ

Emos Emos in this thread.

Go wrist urself properly to die damn it.

T̵̨̩̗̿ö̶̼̜͎͖͓̦̪̘̥́̽ͨ̾͊̅̇̊ͮ͞ ̫͔̖͚̗̾ͯ̋̀͜_{i͎̖̗̰ͧͤ͋̿ͨ̀͟͝ṇ̴̐ͥ̒͆ͣ̈́ͯ̑v̷̠̼̮̭̈́̈͊̀ͬͨ͟o̟̳̻̬̖̊̒ͧ̑̀ͫͦͨ͘͢͝ķ̙͉̮̱̌͗ͧ̌̒͠ȩ̲͇̭́ ̶̵͇̼̏͛͊͂ͭ́ͣ̋ṱ̰͇̗̙͇̐ͮ̂̽̂̇̐͝ẖ̥̻̼ͤ̎̉̚ḛ̱̜̦̻̖̜͇͌̌̚͘} ̨̙̺̩̖̗̘̩ͯ͒ͥ͜͜h̨͔̝͓ͤ̃̉̽ͦ͂̿̂͟i̸͇͇̙̓̃̋ͪv͔̰ͭ̔͢ȩ̦͈̥̯͖͖̇͋̽͑ͮͪͨ͌ͣ-͓̠̮̲̈́ͯm̵̳̰͎͔̬̭͕͓̎̅̇̑ͭ̈́͝i̴̵̬͙͇̖͈̾͆ͯ̀n̢̛̞͕͕̰͙͕̯ͤͧ̐̽ͫ͘ͅd̷͔̳̹̙͍͌̌̅ͤ͒̄́ ̧̯ͯͯ̇̆̇͑ͣ́_{ȑ̵̩̰̼͕͎̠̉̾̑͟ḙ̢̲̞͓̖͔͎̳̿́ͪ̑͂̐̍̉̋p͗ͬ͏̩͖͚̜̻̥r̙̦̳̦̰͍͗ͤ̌͌̽͆̈̐͟͢ë̵̞̫̝̻̩͙̃̐̇͛͗̌̎́͘s̡͚͚͎̲͙͔̙̗̙ͯͮ̋͢ë̟͎̻̈́̑͝n̵̜͈͈̬͈̺͌̾ṯ̶͛ͦ̀ͅǐ̵̶̫̹̜̞̝͛̆̀̀͜n̖͖͉͔͕̂ͣͬ̂͛̕g̢̛̃̋̈̏ͩ҉̗̰ ̨̲̮͎͍̲͊ͫ͌̑͞c̭̬̖̦̳̺̃̍ͫͦ̊̌ͫ̑́͢h͔͚̆̊ͦ̌̂̓́͘a͍̙̹͚̝̺͓̞͂̈́̇̒̋ò̭͇̠̆ͮ̅ͮ͛̚s̥̫̙̭̺̅ͩ́ͨ̋̄̔̍.̺͙͇͚͔͗͋̐͑̇ͨ̾̐ͧ́
̢̺̻͕̙͖͍̗̳̖̍̔͡I̢̳͍ͦ̄̃͛̕͟n͇̣̫̲̠̘͍̳͛Í} v̛̤̤̘̮̙̹̼̹ͬ͗́́ơ̩̪̬̭̥̈̿͑ͭͅķ̴̮̱̣̠̦̰̖̄ͮ̓͋ͫ͊̉̚i̡ͦ̈́̀̇̓͛ͣ͏̹̣̲̫͍̣̥ņ̵̙̗͎̹̜̿͌̅̿ͦ̍ͣ̕g̵̯̻̰͂͆̓͗͌̐͘ ͎̼̱̟̱͛̇̀͞t̓̐ͤ̄̒͌̓҉̡̙̫̟̭̲̖͕̝͝h̰͇̗̜̆e̵͓̬ͩ̋̆͝ ̱͇͖ͣ̿͆̋ͫ̀ͨ̄͘f̶̫̱̥̤̜̮͎̃̋̋̒̈̀̕ͅȩ̜̺̖̖̹͖̲̀ͬͬ͐̕e̸̴̝̳͙̞̻̯̒͌ͤl͔̙̻͔͉̎ͥ̋͝͝i̦̤̞͉̙͌́n̼͖̱̫̟̼̊̆͊ͮ̈́͝g̵̰͙̹͚͕͕ͭ̔͌͢͡ ̠͙͉͔ͣ̌ͯͧ͋̈́̉o̧̙̹̩̞ͥ̿ͯͤf̪̤̖͕̼̭̟̟̓̄̓ ̴̫͕͓̾ͬͣ͂ͮ̓͒c̙͕̯̖̭̯͔͍͆͋̌̔hͥͨ̽ͭ͑̎͏̦͓̤̣̜͉a̞͈͖̜̐̏͒ͭ̾̎o͚̹͐̓s̶̖͉̖͛ͫ̽̂̈́̃͛ͨͅ.̬̭̻̫̬̮̪̰͆̊ͯ̚̚
͈̜̙̥ͦ̉̈̀̀́Ŵ̸̧̛̟̜̍̔ͩͫ̏į̧̩̼̗͙͗͒́͂̎̽̀t͎̻͚ͦ͌̈̿ͪ̃̓̎h̷̋ͯ͑́͑͏̵̰ ̷̡̦̻͍̜̮̝̳̫̃̔̍ͮ̍͊̕ó̴̞̟̜̲̯̜͖ͫͧͯ́u̷͇͖̱͐̂ͮͫ̒̓͊͛ṯ̤̘͙͙͍̝ͤͨͭ̉̐̈͟ ́ͧ̿̓͂͟͠͏͈̦͓̝̱͉̱̬̦ȯ͕͙̱̤͍̔̌̅͞r̸̳̪̝̲̮͑ͨ̈́̃d̲̫͓ͭ͆ͣ̓̇͗͗̓e̶̫͚͎̪̹͍̫̤͐̓̊́̉̎́̀ŕ̞̙̍̄ͪ̏͒͒.͍ͪͭ̅ͯ
̡̯̘͓ͭ͞͠T̞̜̳̯ͮ̔ͣ̃͒̂ͧ͛ͅḧ̩́̽ͭ̒͐͂́̂͞e̹͂ͧͨ̄ͫ̚ ͙͉̟̞̲̅̔͢͠ͅN̡̟͓͕͕̤̯̻̿̉̽̾̍͘_{e̊ͨ҉̡̤͕͇͙͚z̺̰̮̤̿̃͘͝p̶̮̝̱̯̳̲̊͐̈́̉ẻ̷͍̪͕̣̋ͪ̈ͧͥͤ̎͐͘͠r̘̹͍̪̬͐̒͒͒̋͠ͅd̷̵͎͙̺̪̃͆̓̀ḯ̡̝̥̍͗ͬ́â̫͖̙͖̰̲̟ͪ̔͢ñ̨̠͓͕̦̤̌ͯ̂̐͋ͩ ̣͚͔̗ͬͦ̇̉̾̕h̢̧͚̠͖̮͆͛̌̈͊͑̽͜i͇̻͔̬̿̅͐͊ͩ̚͘vͬ̉̈́͒҉̳͈͕̦͘ė͛̊̌̓ͮͬ̄҉̳͓͓̲̱͈͠-̶̶̖̳͎͙͍̩ͯͨ́̃͐͋m̮̘̮̠͍̳̗̠̈̽ͨ̍̌͐̈́i̡̺̯̩̭͆ͩͧ̉ͅņ͙̫̣͉͎͈̣̬ͥ͌̍͊͐̓ͦ̀ḋ̶̷̠͙̹̺̻̗͊̂͂̈́ ̾̈ͫ̔́҉̣o̡͙̰ͨ́ͧ̈͂̇̽́͞f̯̩̄̐̌ͭ͑͌̾} ̳̞̾̇̾̉̔ͪc͆͗̀͊̃ͬ͒҉̠͙h̝̬ͮ̌͐ͥͫͩ͜͡a̳̭̩̳̮̘̓̄ͨͪ̓̿ͦͣo̟̥̭͇ͪͦ̄̈̎ͫͪ̽ͨ͘͡ͅs̖͔̠̣̘̞ͯ̇͘͡ͅ.̧̘̪̙̑ͨ̄ͭ̈͟ͅ ͒̿̊̇̓̀҉̢͔͓̥̞̮̣̖͟ͅZ̢̛̲̺͚̑͊̆͗ͭͣͣa͉̘̜̻͍ͧ̔̑͊̂ͨ̆̇ͪ͘l̴̷̢͙͙̟͓̾̑̑̎̓g̸̛͈̿ͨ͞õ̼̘͊͘.̢̟̔̽ͪ̀̚ͅͅ ̍ͫ̿̊ͪ͒̈́ͫ̚҉̤̘̱̯̖̻͠
̤̰̜ͨ̌͘͞ͅH͂ͫ҉̱̜͎͓e̵̴̱͚͎͙̹̩̘̗͆ͥ̏̚ ̸͈̯͔̺̭͙͉̣̞̔͒͋̔͡w̭̣̗̟͉̳͑̏h͖̘̻́ͨ̿̅̇ͬ͐͑́o͚̹̖̜̳͇̫̓ͩ͗̂ͧ ̸̴̦͔̗̿ͬ̇̀͋͆ͨ͡W̝̬̹̮̎̋ͯ̚͜͞a̝͇͇̱͔̣̝̒̽̒͌̇̾̈́̊͞i͈̺̓̐t͍̳̥̉͛̆_{s̲͈̯̰̤̅ͭͮ͂͛͗̏̏́͘ ̖̱̰ͨ̇̃̒̎B̬̪̓ͯ́̒ͭͯ̃͞ę̛̍̚҉̰͇̤̭̦ḧ̫̤͙͈̹̹̭̝ͫ̍ͫ̑̋ͫ͗͟͝ī͚̥̩͚̜̲́ͅn̨͙͙̣̯͖̯̽̎͜dͮ͗ͫ͐́ͤ͊̐҉̳͇́ͅͅ ̡̱̭͂͌Tͭ̌ͤ̆̐̄͏̪̳͕͠h̵̥̭̭͂͂̀ͨe̡̓͆ͤ̅͌ͫ҉̩ ̝̩̮̣̳̅̎ͥ͗̀ͭ͒̍̚ͅͅW͉͇̺͙̳͎͆͌ͨ͐̽͛ͤ͝͝a̡̖ͯ̈́ͭ̔̂l̡͈̪̠͇̱̖̮ͨ̊l̨͔̟̹͇̰͈̝ͨͯ̇͢.̷͚̭͚͓̦͕̱̝ͬ͒̈͆̂
̠̜̝̖̎̄Ž̹̹̻̤ͦͣA̡̧͓͕͙̦͍͍͇͛̐̕L̦̮̠͒́G̴͎͍͖̱͔͋̐͌ͤ̓̑͋́Òͪ̌̑҉̯̭̪̗̼̲̤̀}!̝̯̝̙̠̗̩͈̾̆ͪ̂

Penis.

I agree there has to be a all zalgo thread

this was as close to one that I was able to make. Honestly it wasn't that good

https://www.fakku.net/viewtopic.php?t=65403