Money Scheme

Buy lots of cheap porn.

Smuggle them into Japan.

Sell them.

Profit.

Kay.

Get Caught.

Go to Jail.

Break out through paper walls.

Repeat.

PROFIT.

If I got caught I would just wow them with my massive penis.

Buy cheap porn? Fuck that. Just steal it.

Spoken like a true naivete.

Piles and piles of 1$ rental porn in japan.

Which is censored.

Still 1$

unless you're planning to set up an shop with uncensored porn.

Which should get you in trouble with the law unless you bribe the cops to look the other way.

I'd bribe them with my large penis if you know what I mean.

Kalistean likes men.

This just in, quoted for all posterity.

Kalistean likes MEN!

ASIAN MEN!

Or.. is it asian herbivores?

Every army, navy or marine has smuggle pron to japan.. before the invention of the interwebs.
Buy cheap pron for 5 bucks a piece, buy get 6 one free,
Rap sack
Land in japan
????
Profit
Warp Kindergarteners brains.

Meh. All asians look the same. As long as you only focus on the ass they're pretty much women.

All white people look the same.

...You know criminals actually do that, right?

No joke. Along with drugs, guns, and stolen merch, lots of thugs and even more yakuza deal in the illegal distribution of uncensored porn.

Fuckin' whacked out. I wonder if you'd get busted for having an uncensored porn mag in the street like you would if you were smoking a blunt.

It's not a crime to have uncensored porn..



All black people.

Why buy if you can steal?
Why smuggle if you can steal?
Nigga, be yourself

I'm manipulating you. Do everything I tell you to.

Alternatively make your won if OP's penis is as big as he claims it is.

ok how about this?

my friend works at a hotel and apparently this hotel is trying to get rid of old tv's it had since it just got flat screens... I figure these tv's at least 25 dollars at a pawn shop... and apparently the hotel is selling them for 5 dollars each...

think there is money to be made?