PumpJack McGee wrote...
The Jesus wrote...
I'd imagine that taking it in the ass is painful. When life gives you lemons, most people make lemonade, but that's not all you can make.
Sure, but personally- I don't think lemon juice would be the best as lube.
Obviously. Since lemon juice is acidic, it would probably burn like hell. Aside from that, it's got about the same consistency as water, which means it wouldn't be that effective as a lube.
For what it's worth, women are impressed by creativity. If life gives you lemons and all you can make is lemon juice, keep your expectations low.