Important Quotes

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Prince Hamlet says
I think all this excitement brought my hiccups back. ;A;
*holds breath* ( >3<)
*swallows*
This lady said in this commercial...
"It's ball-poppin', ball droppin', fun!"
Couldn't help but look at what it was for...
Neko-chan says
what was it for?
Jinrou Koko says
ya wat~
Prince Hamlet says
Some Playschool toy set
with slides...
and balls..
I didn't get a good look at it.
Neko-chan says
"SHIT WAS SO FUN IT MADE MY BALLS DROP"
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"Stay in-touch in real life"
- Anonymous
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[10:13:00 PM] Katja: Nice trap.
[10:13:21 PM] mangaka350: i knew you gonna say that XD
[10:13:37 PM] Katja: Lol.
[10:13:56 PM | Edited 10:14:16 PM] mangaka350: why everything looks like a boy when i draw girls? LOL
[10:14:00 PM] Katja: As if that can be considered a female character. ;P
[10:14:23 PM] Katja: You have natural talent for drawing traps.

[10:14:23 PM] Katja: You have natural talent for drawing traps.


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"Table 10 asked for medium rare."
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Tegumi wrote...
[3:45:39 PM] Tegumi: NO FUCKING SERIOUSLY? WE HAD A BUSH MISSING ON THE PATH THAT LEADS TO MY FRONT DOOR
[3:45:44 PM] Tegumi: and like
[3:45:50 PM] Tegumi: neighborhood association is like
[3:46:01 PM] Tegumi: you're missing a bush, fix that or were putting a lean on your house
[3:46:07 PM] Tegumi: its like what
[3:46:18 PM] Chlor: Alright, that's messed up.
[3:46:32 PM] Tegumi: its like who even NOTICES these tings
[3:46:41 PM | Edited 3:46:44 PM] Rarity: The neighborhood association
[3:46:42 PM] Tegumi: like we had a bush there, but it disappeared at some point
[3:46:45 PM] Tegumi: i feel like someone stole it
[3:46:47 PM] Tegumi: I DIDNT EVEN NOTICE
[3:46:51 PM] Tegumi: until we got the letter
[3:46:54 PM] Chlor: Which brings the question:
[3:47:01 PM] Chlor: Who the fuck would steal a bush?
[3:47:10 PM] Tegumi: niggers
[3:47:12 PM] Rarity: A bushwhacker
[3:47:24 PM] Chlor: Of course, my bad.
[3:47:26 PM] Han: ahahaha
[3:47:34 PM] Han: we are the nights of ni
[3:47:38 PM] Han: we require a shrubbery


Haha, this was hilarious, especially since I just watched that movie again a couple of days ago.

"The problem with Wikipedia is that it only works in practice. In theory, it's a total disaster." - I think Jimmy Wales, but I'm not sure.
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FinalBoss #levelupyourgrind
These are quotes from my favorite philosopher, Socrates:


"A system of morality which is based on relative emotional values is a mere illusion, a thoroughly vulgar conception which has nothing sound in it and nothing true. "

"All men's souls are immortal, but the souls of the righteous are immortal and divine. "

"As for me, all I know is that I know nothing. "
...
"As to marriage or celibacy, let a man take which course he will, he will be sure to repent. "

"Death may be the greatest of all human blessings. "
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Nekohime says
Aww, if you ever come to California we should totally hang out


neko-chan says
My grandma lives there but... like in stockton...
I think that is more country than Louisiana...


Nekohime says
Stockton...*googles*


neko-chan says
!? Really!?
It is like... northern cali...


Nekohime says
I'm bad at American geography, lol


neko-chan says
oh lol


Nekohime says
aaah, ok, so it's to the inside of the Bay Area


neko-chan says
Yes
I should of just said that haha


Nekohime says
lol, yeah, outside of the major cities I'm mostly clueless
<~does not get out much


neko-chan says
Well... coming off the highway you know you are in stockton when you smell cows
So, just follow your nose


Nekohime says
lol, that's how I imagine the stretches of land I don't know about
so like, San Diego>cows>OC>LA>cows>Santa Barbara>cows, cows, cows>Bay Area>cows


neko-chan says
hehe
Cows are the protectors of the California highway
I don't think that is much different from reality. California has lots of cows. At first it sounded like you thought the area between cities was a vast wasteland. Like, between towns there were monsters from final fantasy games roaming the country side, preying on merchants and unsuspecting travelers.


Nekohime says
Lol, now I imagine roving bands of cows preying on adventurers


neko-chan says
Now I imagine cows in viking gear with pointy helmets


Nekohime says
With axes and maces!


neko-chan says
Golden braids of hair!


Nekohime says
lololol

Californian viking cows!


neko-chan says
Happy cows come from california.
And so do viking cows
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[9:57:19 PM] Khorinthian: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rdG_fey4_ow
[9:57:37 PM] Neko_Maido: PFFFTTT
[9:57:47 PM] Neko_Maido: I SPIT ON MY LAPPY SCREEN
[9:57:48 PM] Neko_Maido: DAMN IT
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Khorinthian wrote...
[9:57:19 PM] Khorinthian: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rdG_fey4_ow
[9:57:37 PM] Neko_Maido: PFFFTTT
[9:57:47 PM] Neko_Maido: I SPIT ON MY LAPPY SCREEN
[9:57:48 PM] Neko_Maido: DAMN IT


Hey Hey that video is really funny what do you expect....
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The world is a dick. - UCI
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[10/8/2011 9:50:04 PM] Antw0n: If Uguumi was a Futa, she'd be Futumi
[10/8/2011 9:50:14 PM] Antw0n: ...I think
[10/8/2011 9:50:16 PM] Antw0n: Iunno
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“Man is condemned to be free; because once thrown into the world, he is responsible for everything he does." - Jean Paul Sartre

The core of existentialism.
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Find a job you like and you'll never work a day in your life ever again.

~Confucious
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"God didn't create humans, humans created God."
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Darzu wrote...
"God didn't create humans, humans created God."


Nice.
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Laggi Laggi says (1:13 PM)
Why the fuck are they
Like
reviving black death_
?
What's the point

Neko Hime says (1:13 PM)
wait whuuuut?
who's doing that?

Laggi Laggi says (1:13 PM)
The scientist
they revived black death

Neko Hime says (1:14 PM)
....
this will probably not end well DX

Laggi Laggi says (1:14 PM)
I know right
D=

Neko Hime says (1:14 PM)
but it's probably just for research purposes
PROBABLY
...

Laggi Laggi says (1:20 PM)
SRSLY THOUGH

Neko Hime says (1:20 PM)
eh?

Laggi Laggi says (1:20 PM)
BLACK DEATH GONNA SPREAD
WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIE.

Neko Hime says (1:20 PM)
nah

Laggi Laggi says (1:20 PM)
I know it will happen
the scientist accidentally gets infected
Then he accidentally blows a random niggers dick
who rapes a white woman
Then the white woman goes and spits into peoples faces

Laggi Laggi says (1:21 PM)
because she's all drunk
like stupid white crackas
who then go to asia
To fuck some shemales
Who send letters to people in russia
telling about how they sucked loads of dicks.
And put a blood stamp on the letter.

Laggi Laggi says (1:22 PM)
And the russian then stick the letter into a bottle half full of vodka and throw it into the ocean.
The bottle drifts to the carribbean
And a carribbean fisherman gets the bottle with the bloody letter and the vodka
and takes a sip of the vodka with the blood in it.

Neko Hime says (1:22 PM)
this is so going in Important Quotes

Laggi Laggi says (1:22 PM)
Then he fishes up a fish and takes it to the market with his bloody hands

Laggi Laggi says (1:23 PM)
and sells it to a mexican
Who then makes a fish burritto out of it, and sells it to an australian tourist.
Soon the whole fucking world is infected with the Black Death.

Laggi Laggi says (1:24 PM)
Except for Madagascar, because they closed their borders the first time they heard the news of the Black Death.
Researches researching dat researchastic death.
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Spoiler:
Howard Beale wrote...
I don't have to tell you things are bad. Everybody knows things are bad. It's a depression. Everybody's out of work or scared of losing their job. The dollar buys a nickel's worth, banks are going bust, shopkeepers keep a gun under the counter. Punks are running wild in the street and there's nobody anywhere who seems to know what to do, and there's no end to it. We know the air is unfit to breathe and our food is unfit to eat, and we sit watching our TV's while some local newscaster tells us that today we had fifteen homicides and sixty-three violent crimes, as if that's the way it's supposed to be. We know things are bad - worse than bad. They're crazy. It's like everything everywhere is going crazy, so we don't go out anymore. We sit in the house, and slowly the world we are living in is getting smaller, and all we say is, 'Please, at least leave us alone in our living rooms. Let me have my toaster and my TV and my steel-belted radials and I won't say anything. Just leave us alone.' Well, I'm not gonna leave you alone. I want you to get mad! I don't want you to protest. I don't want you to riot - I don't want you to write to your congressman because I wouldn't know what to tell you to write. I don't know what to do about the depression and the inflation and the Russians and the crime in the street. All I know is that first you've got to get mad. You've got to say, 'I'm a HUMAN BEING, God damn it! My life has VALUE!' So I want you to get up now. I want all of you to get up out of your chairs. I want you to get up right now and go to the window. Open it, and stick your head out, and yell, 'I'M AS MAD AS HELL, AND I'M NOT GOING TO TAKE THIS ANYMORE!' I want you to get up right now, sit up, go to your windows, open them and stick your head out and yell - 'I'm as mad as hell and I'm not going to take this anymore!' Things have got to change. But first, you've gotta get mad!... You've got to say, 'I'm as mad as hell, and I'm not going to take this anymore!' Then we'll figure out what to do about the depression and the inflation and the oil crisis. But first get up out of your chairs, open the window, stick your head out, and yell, and say it: "I'M AS MAD AS HELL, AND I'M NOT GOING TO TAKE THIS ANYMORE!"
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Neko-chan says: "What the hell? How do you accidently sleep with someone's boyfriend? (Opps, I slipped on a banana and landed on his dick~!)."
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[6:07:20 PM] oppai loli: huge balls are fun
[6:07:47 PM] Sneakyone: lol
[6:08:25 PM] Pervy Fatman: s-so...you like balls
[6:08:37 PM] oppai loli: i'm weird
[6:08:39 PM] oppai loli: if it's huge
[6:08:43 PM] oppai loli: and it's on a girl
[6:08:45 PM] oppai loli: i like a lot of things
[6:08:59 PM] Antw0n: D'you ever wish you had giant balls so when you came inside a chick, you came so much that it would inflate her stomach and make her look preggo?
[6:09:00 PM] oppai loli: height dick size balls breasts muscles
[6:09:01 PM] oppai loli: etc
[6:09:08 PM] Sneakyone: yes
[6:09:14 PM] oppai loli: ass
[6:09:16 PM] Sneakyone: massive loads
[6:09:19 PM] oppai loli: thighs
[6:09:29 PM] Pervy Fatman: lulz
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ryuuhagoku wrote...
“Man is condemned to be free; because once thrown into the world, he is responsible for everything he does." - Jean Paul Sartre

The core of existentialism.


Wow. Oh god. We should be friends.

I'm assuming you've read "No Exit" by Sartre, then. <3