Random questions

A: Sword.

Q: Are you a weab?

A: I'm not sure

Q: What is a weab?

A: http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=weeaboo

Q: Do you TL;DR most of the time when you see huge paragraphs?

(Then I guess I'm a few more levels above a weeaboo)
A: Not most of the time but I will TL;DR if I don't find it interesting in the first few lines

Q: Favorite band/singer

A: Vocaloid. Does that count?

Q: Favorite sandwich ingredients.

A: hamburger bun, marble Jack cheese, and salami.

Q: Do you have pyro-ish tendencies?

A: If I did, I'd be setting a lot of shit on fire.

Q: What do you think about more: Past or Future?

Future

do you have any phobia's?

A: No

Q: Would you date a big girl (200 pounds+)?

A:No


Q:Do you know who I am

A.no

would you eat anything to survive?

No (but if I can be cured of a disease by eating a slug, I may consider it)

Q: Do you like white, milk or dark chocolate?

Milk.

Would you rather be seduced by origami or shadow puppets?

Origami

Sexual conscription of inmates for a labor/working caste of sub humans found inadequate for society to be developed?

*Does the game allow for random and silly questions?

Sex slaves. I think.

Can you tell me what's wrong with my face?

i don't know.you got a Facehugger covering your face.

WHY WON'T YOU LIKE ME????!!!!!!!

Because you are evil. You are the scum of the Earth. You are Sauron the Black. You will cover all the lands in darkness if you are given the One Ring of power. But I think someone threw that ring into a volcano.

By the way, who threw it into a volcano?

Elijah Wood who doesn't seems to be different when he's a child actor.

do you like balls?

I personally find the act of slaughtering the animal by electrocuting them to death, followed by de-boning them and carving the meat with what can be called a rotating saw, resulting in a bloody mess, grinding the flesh of slaughtered carcasses to a paste and moulding the paste into balls, rather distasteful.

But hey, meatballs are tasty, especially when marinated with sauce!
Especially, animal testicles! I am deluded into thinking that they help fight impotency!

Speaking of impotency, how is your sex life? :)

A: Nonexistent

Q: Why did this get necrobumped?