Anything?

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devsonfire 3,000,000th Poster
Any advice before I go to work?
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drink Pepsi twist
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devsonfire 3,000,000th Poster
Arinaz wrote...
drink Pepsi twist


I'll make sure I do it.
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I wish I had some
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guammastermind671 Da RL Lurker at FAKKU
use jizz as gel :P
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devsonfire wrote...
Any advice before I go to work?


1. If she is hot then fuck her.

2. If she says no then rape her.

3. If your manager tries to fuck you over then kill him/her and then fuck their
dead body.

4. Don't wear a condom.

5. Always fuck them in the ass too.
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PrincessTristan wrote...
devsonfire wrote...
Any advice before I go to work?


1. If she is hot then fuck her.

2. If she says no then rape her.

3. If your manager tries to fuck you over then kill him/her and then fuck their
dead body.

4. Don't wear a condom.

5. Always fuck them in the ass too.
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Dress like a corporate servant, then wear a dakimakura case over all of it.
Chance at promotion guaranteed
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When you're in the Game of Thrones universe, don't go to weddings.
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always bring a tomahawk
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fuck bitches and get money
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BlinkXPoke Cards and Hugs abound
Don't get run over.
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Don't forget your lunch
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Cut the femoral artery for a sure kill.
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While working if a customer is a female, Stare directly at her vagina. Then once she has taken notice point down there and say "You going to eat that" I guarantee you will get a raise and a promotion.
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don't let your boss know you are on fakku
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Try to get yourself fired.
Trust me.
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Sex in the missionary position is said to have greater chances for pregnancy.
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Damoz ~Not A User~
Take at least ten 30 minute breaks during your shift. You need to take regular breaks while working~