imnotyourdude wrote...
I bench press with a boner and women come up to me at the gym and are like "Oh my gawd, do you have a boner?" and I'm all like, "Yeah bitch, wanna see dis shit?" and they all like "OH IMNOTYOURDUDE! YOU'RE SO BOLD!" and I'm all like "Shut up baby, I know it."
Then they usually proceed to just suck me off while continue to bench press, so it's basically the same thing as this. I feel nothing.
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You laugh, but I actually did do this once.
Ended up dropping the halter on myself.
Yes, I am not the sharpest elephant in the bush.