BEEN CAUGHT FAPPING?

As far as am concerned, been caught twice fapping by my dad, but that our secret, but this was in my beginner days. So far, the rest have been close calls, as in deadly close calls. Other than that, the ladies(mom and my sis) in my family are easy to spot and dodge or use the old' alt+tab or reflex. As for phone sex with my girlfriend, i still haven't been caught, for some strange reason.

Attemping to use hentai logic?

Anyway, never been caught myself but there have been some close calls where i was saving thanks to the old alt + tab trick.

I always hear about this but I never do it, i X out everytime but man i need to train myself and make it a reflex

lots of time by my drom-mate when im doing ''thing'' he just leaves and say i'm be back in a hour
one time when i was still living with my mom and i was fapping and the the door to my is busted and theater fan in hall blow my door open with out me knowing and thats when my mom walked in on me

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I almost got caught browsing Fakku once. But I managed to pass it off as just a forum.

I didn't really care at the time. I wasn't even trying to hide the fact that I was fapping to hentai, the volume was pretty loud and my mom was right behind me. My brother got pretty mad though since he was trying to sleep, lol.

Nah, my computer is in the living room, I slept on the couch.

I've never been caught since I always fap with a blanket and can cover up faster than the speed of light.

A few close calls, but never in the act. Though I believe once they more than likely knew what I had been doing.

I fap at night, cause everyone is sleeping and no disturbance what so ever XD

Oviosly you dont know how horny little kids were.

ive only been caught by the wife but to return the favor i've caught her >_< lol so all in good fun

nope. never. ill end my life if i ever do though, too humiliating for me.

This is probably a regular event for most people on this forum. Damn annoying, too.

Almost have been once by my friend, but that was back then.

Otherwise I'm pretty much stealthy.

I didn't actually got caught fapping. But my mom caught me touching my sister's pussy. And she slapped me, pretty hard.

Back in 10th grade I couldn't really buy vibrators or anything of that sort so I got a little creative and made use of one of those hand held back massagers.


So one day I come home from school really looking forward to relieve some stress. So I get my 'station' ready. Laptop in front of me w/ back massager in hand looking up some good hentai... It was pretty bold of me to do this during they day with EVERYONE home.. Never again.. Anyways, I start getting into it and BAM, my mom walks through the door and I look up at her wide eyed O_O (Yes.. I forgot to lock the door..). She looks down and goes 'What are you doing?'
THANKFULLY I pulled it up a little to my stomach and go 'Oh nothing.. Just massaging my stomach, with the cramps and all..' She didn't ask anymore questions and asked to borrow the laptop, so I quickly deleted the history and handed it to her.
She walks out and I'm thinking to myself 'Thank God I do this with my underwear on or I could not have pulled that off.. Whew'. Later on that day she calls me into her room, looks me into the eyes, and asks 'Are you masturbating? Because I'd rather you use a pocket rocket than a back massager.'
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Never been caught once.

Possibly. There have been a few close calls, but no one's ever said anything. I try not to make it too obvious, so if anyone does catch me I can just tell them I had an itch or I was pulling out a wedgie or something.