PumpJack McGee wrote...
Scientists have discovered a way to make you temporarily impotent by
injecting gold into your balls.
Do this enough, and your balls will have investment value, maybe.
1. Im sure we can find an cheaper way to do this. XD
2. HOW DO THEY FIGURE THIS OUT?!?!
"Doctor! If we don't use all the budget, we'll get less funds next year! What do we do?!"
"Gold! Tons of gold!! Tons of gold
right in the balls!"
"........I don't think he's a real doctor."