Ballin'

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Scientists have discovered a way to make you temporarily impotent by injecting gold into your balls.

Do this enough, and your balls will have investment value, maybe.
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Mama are you injecting into your ball to pay for my college? o^o
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PumpJack McGee wrote...
Scientists have discovered a way to make you temporarily impotent by injecting gold into your balls.

Do this enough, and your balls will have investment value, maybe.


1. Im sure we can find an cheaper way to do this. XD

2. HOW DO THEY FIGURE THIS OUT?!?!

"Doctor! If we don't use all the budget, we'll get less funds next year! What do we do?!"

"Gold! Tons of gold!! Tons of gold right in the balls!"

"........I don't think he's a real doctor."
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Just eat nothing but sugar and bread. Or drink enough whiskey.
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Koko7 wrote...
Mama are you injecting into your ball to pay for my college? o^o


Selling the family jewels, yes.
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PumpJack McGee wrote...
Koko7 wrote...
Mama are you injecting into your ball to pay for my college? o^o


Selling the family jewels, yes.


Mama.T^T
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Who straight up injects gold into their balls for science?
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Medzy wrote...
Who straight up injects gold into their balls for science?


Probably some rap star who didn't have any more room on his body for bling.
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Gravity cat the adequately amused
That's what I call Golden balls.
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Ok...WHAT!?
I dont want to speak the obvious, but that sounds just as stupid as it sounds painful.
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Why on earth would you do something like that.
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Sneakyone wrote...
Why on earth would you do something like that.


For gold, of course!~
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Millions in liquid assets. High rate of return. Good growth. Good shares. Demand remains steady despite oversaturation in the market. Works well into retirement.
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iMuse Kuroneko is mine
Dat topic pic
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iMuse wrote...
Dat topic pic


SMOOTH AS EGGS.
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Certainly gives new meaning to golden balls.
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Cruz Dope Stone Lion
Can't we just get...like a pill or something?
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cruz737 wrote...
Can't we just get...like a pill or something?


I dunno if a pill exists, but there is an alternate solution.

SCIENCE wrote...
However, a recent large-scale clinical trial, published in the Journal of Clinical Endocrinology and Metabolism, features a method closer to real-world use. The results show that someday men may be able to temporarily put their sperm on hold.

If they're willing to put up with a monthly shot.

In the butt.
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