Never eating jalapeno pizza again

I can only pray that my death will be swift.

>jalapeno

HA. Try ghost chile.

Jalapeno isn't even spicy though. Man up.

Cmon, just jalapenos? Next thing you're gonna say is that Taco Bell sauce is actually hot.

Reminds me of my white friends.

It's hot when you have a large jalapeno pizza coming out of your anus.

Jalapenos are not for everyone. For me personally, I enjoy the spicy tingle of jalapenos. I enjoy Sriracha sauce on most of the stuff I eat. Also, when I see a movie in the theatres I get nachos and some jalapenos and eat them like m&m's. Now habanero peppers are another story. They make me shit fire.

That sounds delicious. I should try that when I get the chance.

more like Mr. Pansy-san

Lemme rub some jalapenos against your anus and we'll see how you feel. I Definately don't have any ulterior motives.

Does pico de gallo also give you fire ass? Pickle jalapenos are mild as fuck.

It also had a sriracha glaze, courtesy of pizza slut.

Ahhh if i knew that i would of also chug a bottle of red chile paste with a rooster on it.
GIVE THE BIG APE A DOLLAR

Next time buy an anchovie pizza. It's delicious.

Can't handle spice. Doesn't taste of anything, just burning. Waste of seasoning.

I had to tilt my head to watch that. WTF man?

Edit: This is the first time I have ever seen and heard video of you.

I used the face front camera so i can see how it pointed to me and i have no idea why it horizontal.

Pussy.

Nothing you can do about it I guess.

Take the video sideways? Inb4 it ends up upside-down