I'm drunk and bored

Was the original bottle the one you said you'd have to score open?

No this is a new one

So did you abandon the badly sealed bottle?

My baby has taken residence on my bedside cabinet. He's just teething.

Good man. Oh, and while I have you, what is good in life?

In general?

Yeah, let's go for the universals.

Is it weird to be fascinated by one's own blood and tissue laying on the floor of a doctor office?

As fucked as the world is for many different reasons, can always count on people sticking together in times of hardship.

That and splendid views from tall buildings.

And garlic bread.

Yes, when one can't rely on garlic bread, it is a sad day.

I don't think it is. Seeing shit that's normally in your body just laying there on the floor isn't something you see everyday.

Unless you're sexually aroused by it
Now I have the image in my head of a guy with a boner sticking his dick in a lump of fatty human flesh and fucking it.

I'm not aroused ny it, just makes me wish I had a camera and was able to shoot it. Now if it was someone's else's I would do the same but have a incredible urge to luck it up and fuck them until dead.... but the pon farr is long away with this medication. Freaky blood doesn't make me hard. Still tasty as fuck.

Rensfield is a mothafucka.

Did you ever know that your my hero?

NOBODY CAN RESIST THE CHARMS OF BURNT FACE MAN

why do people like to screw over college students?

Is this really a thing?

Why has this never happened to me?

I'm going to guess certain individuals simply see them as cash cows.
Hence tuition fees.

Get drunk and read this.
My little golden book about ZOGG

Webm zogg.


There a strobe effect at the end of this version. Those with seizure issue shouldn't watch. Just watch the first one.

The most general answer I could think of:
Because most are teenagers straight out of Highschool, don't know any better, and voluntarily do stupid and naive things.

But it really wouldn't hurt to add context to this question.

>inb4 you take it as some sort of personal attack
>inb4 I didn't ask you

Take off your pants and show me... for science