A Hypothetical Question For People Who Aren't Virgins

I could tell myself that he's an asshole, etc, but I probably wouldn't have believed myself.

I'm not sure if I'm a virgin still or not mostly due to being blind folded. Basically there was this girl who would give me blow jobs. Some times she likes it if I was blind fold but this one time was different I could tell it wasn't her mouth I was worried she might get pregnant from precum once she was finished I decided not to do any thing with her any more and became deeply religious.

I'd tell my self not to worry keep doing it, get some condoms, and still think about going to church.

Even though I think it went in I don't considerate to have lost my virginity if I don't blow a load at the end.

Don't drink so much, and you might remember it more clearly.

[font=segoe print bold]I bet she called over a guy and you ass-fucked him believeing it was her pussy.

"Good choice. ^.^ You're going to land up marrying this guy, so don't be too nervous and just enjoy."

You might want to do it with the lights off...XD

Because later her friends will hint(Pressure) her into dumping you because she's incapable of thinking on her own without someone else warping her decisions.

"Use some spit for lube!! You will both have a better time then"

It was at the beach and while she was wet enough, the wind kept on drying my dick so I could only get it half way in. Unfortunately I did not realize this was the problem :(

Eh, i dont really regret it, Sex never changed my life in any way.

Dont follow your friend into that abandoned bulldozer. Also, stop being friends with that person immediately, go learn something called Tai Kwon Do & carry this handy pocket knife with you at all times. Finally, trust people less, & express yourself like you REALLY want to. It feels much better.

First make sure you keep up your work outs cus your going to be busy every day of this summer vacation and will be the only time you'll get awesome abs
Second get a job! women be expensive
Third you don't have to overdo it with the romantics she'll crave more than all the shojo manga you'll be willing to read

Reverse of that one Code Geass doujin where Euphie has Lelouch thinking hes getting Suzaku's ass?

"ok here is whats gonna happen if you see this through; your gonna to work tomorrow, eat some lunch, then think about last night, and if you really should have lost your virginity with a woman you met at a party, then you're gonna regret it, then your gonna go to sleep, and then your gonna continue your ever-so-boring life. have fun!"

[size=9]"until you get your diploma"[/h]

He loves you. He really does. Don't worry, he's just as nervous and excited as you are. I know you didn't plan it, but it's okay. He's your first and you're his first. A year from now you'll still be together, still going strong, and still just as madly in love with each other.
Also, stop stressing so much about being 128 lbs. He loves dat ass. I promise.

Where is this doujin?

I happygasm'd.

Stuff like this kills me with awesomeness.

"He's too old for you. It's not worth it, you'll just get attached, and he'll go on with his life."

O_O

Shit man! I wish I was in your position!