An ode to all the Waifus out there...
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This song goes out to all the 2D lovers:
This was the product of a collaboration between my friend and I. I was going through some of his old music, and found a particularly catchy piece, to which I ended up writing a good deal of the the above lyrics to his song. We shot ideas back and forth for a while, and before I knew it we had a full song.
To my surprise, when I sent him the finished lyrics, he responded back with an mp3.
See how many references you can spot!
Spoiler:
This was the product of a collaboration between my friend and I. I was going through some of his old music, and found a particularly catchy piece, to which I ended up writing a good deal of the the above lyrics to his song. We shot ideas back and forth for a while, and before I knew it we had a full song.
To my surprise, when I sent him the finished lyrics, he responded back with an mp3.
See how many references you can spot!
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This rises a question. If you by chance become world famous over night, in other words, Psy 2.0. And all the girls suddenly loves you like you were The Beatles, would you stay true to your 2d love or go on a frenzy and fuck all the girls?
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FAKKU QA
Peltor wrote...
I tl;dr'ed.edit: okay I skimmed the last third and the ending is depressing.
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[size=14][color=black][font=Times New Roman]May as well drop the Mp3 because no one wants to read walls of text.[/font][/color][/h]
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Updated OP with link to the mp3.
First and foremost, no Yoko Ono shall come between my friend and I. Not letting none of that crap happen.
I probably wouldn't FAKKU! all those girls, girl on girl isn't my thing. My friend probably wouldn't either, since he's currently head over heels for some girl he met at work. He's a rather dedicated fellow.
He also perfers to keep his relationship with Miku Hatsune on a professional level. Or so he says.
Topsy Kreets wrote...
This rises a question. If you by chance become world famous over night, in other words, Psy 2.0. And all the girls suddenly loves you like you were The Beatles, would you stay true to your 2d love or go on a frenzy and fuck all the girls?First and foremost, no Yoko Ono shall come between my friend and I. Not letting none of that crap happen.
I probably wouldn't FAKKU! all those girls, girl on girl isn't my thing. My friend probably wouldn't either, since he's currently head over heels for some girl he met at work. He's a rather dedicated fellow.
He also perfers to keep his relationship with Miku Hatsune on a professional level. Or so he says.
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This has got to be the most disturbing thing I have read in a while. First of all, to call this an ode is quite the stretch. Then:
Yo I'm never alone, I got a million little sisters
impossibly cute little sister (I'd hit it!)
real ones repulse me
The little sister idea is simply illegal to say the least. The repulsion you feel by real girls is just hilarious.
I also love how the song seems to eat itself. First, you say real girls repulse you, then you say you don't need them, then you say you'll never be alone with your 'waifus' and you finish with depressing loneliness.
All my girls be 2D
They are all that I need
I will never ever get to
touch a girl while I'm alive
I will never ever get to
know real love is like...
Overall, I'd say this whole thing is the lyrical representation of the girl who isn't asked for prom and chooses to embrace the her social misery as if to say "This is the real way to go".
Yo I'm never alone, I got a million little sisters
impossibly cute little sister (I'd hit it!)
real ones repulse me
The little sister idea is simply illegal to say the least. The repulsion you feel by real girls is just hilarious.
I also love how the song seems to eat itself. First, you say real girls repulse you, then you say you don't need them, then you say you'll never be alone with your 'waifus' and you finish with depressing loneliness.
All my girls be 2D
They are all that I need
I will never ever get to
touch a girl while I'm alive
I will never ever get to
know real love is like...
Overall, I'd say this whole thing is the lyrical representation of the girl who isn't asked for prom and chooses to embrace the her social misery as if to say "This is the real way to go".
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height-challenged tsundere with no chest (I'd hit it!)
- Toradora
foxy kemonomimi lady (I'd hit it!)
- Spice and Wolf
light music club's guitarist (I'd hit it!)
- K-On!
lonely reading girl in the corner (I'd hit it!)
- TWGOK
impossibly cute little sister (I'd hit it!)
- Oreimo
That's all I got for references. Btw, I like the song. Listening to the mp3 gave a better tune to it than the one I was making up in my head before I heard it.
- Toradora
foxy kemonomimi lady (I'd hit it!)
- Spice and Wolf
light music club's guitarist (I'd hit it!)
- K-On!
lonely reading girl in the corner (I'd hit it!)
- TWGOK
impossibly cute little sister (I'd hit it!)
- Oreimo
That's all I got for references. Btw, I like the song. Listening to the mp3 gave a better tune to it than the one I was making up in my head before I heard it.
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yurixhentai
desu
AdamskaPrice wrote...
impossibly cute little sister (I'd hit it!)- Oreimo
Not going to happen.
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AdamskaPrice wrote...
height-challenged tsundere with no chest (I'd hit it!)- Toradora
foxy kemonomimi lady (I'd hit it!)
- Spice and Wolf
light music club's guitarist (I'd hit it!)
- K-On!
lonely reading girl in the corner (I'd hit it!)
- TWGOK
impossibly cute little sister (I'd hit it!)
- Oreimo
That's all I got for references. Btw, I like the song. Listening to the mp3 gave a better tune to it than the one I was making up in my head before I heard it.
Haha, we're glad to hear you liked it! By the way, you were pretty close with that list. The tsundere we had in mind while writing was Shana (Shakugan no Shana), and the kemonomimi lady part referred to the heroine from YELLOW POP! (by Kemonono). Also, the K-ON! guitarist would be Azusa Nakano. We liked her so much we actually hid another Azusa reference that you'd only catch if you listened to the image albums. (I have to admit, this was a stroke of genius on his part.)
The lonely reading girl thing was his idea too... though he said he got the idea from a random H-Oneshot, though by now I've honestly forgotten which...
yurixhentai wrote...
AdamskaPrice wrote...
impossibly cute little sister (I'd hit it!)- Oreimo
Not going to happen.
Kyou beat us to it?!
*Sigh* back to nee-san route...
If you guys are curious, here's a couple hints to the references:
Spoiler:
If you can nail the actual girls we're talking about (no pun intended) then... well I guess self-gratification? Then again... isn't that the point of most H material...?
