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                        Aud1o Blood wrote...
After this thread: everybody tries it.Nobody admits.
I tried it... once.
not stretchy enough, then thought about the taste :x

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                        Ziggy wrote...
I expected a bunch of fag comments and a bunch of denial from a bunch of guys. The actual responses surprised me.I think Marylin Manson did something like that...
Anyway, I've tried to lick my own nipple in the locker rooms in high school. My friends could but I couldn't.
It's easy for me, actually. =P
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                        iCockmaster wrote...
Well, why expect a girl to eat your cum if you can't?I'd say every guy that can, try it. You should taste yourself before expecting a girl to, especially if your girl has made notes to not liking it.
^This. XD
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                        Haburi-Chan wrote...
It's easy for me, actually. =PIf you're anything over a C cup it shouldn't be too hard.
I'll admit, I've tried many a time to get myself off by sucking myself off. When I was much younger, I was able to reach the tip. But I was straining myself so hard that it really didn't feel all that good. Besides, if every guy could suck his own dick, we'd all go extinct.
kitten-in-heat wrote...
iCockmaster wrote...
Well, why expect a girl to eat your cum if you can't?I'd say every guy that can, try it. You should taste yourself before expecting a girl to, especially if your girl has made notes to not liking it.
^This. XD
Spoiler:
No, I don't have any shame.
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                        Here, let me help you:
Don't know why I spoiled this, everyone's going to read it anyway.
I've done it before, it was the easiest way to clean up afterwards. I don't think I taste all that bad, though after the second ejaculation, it gets exponentially more salty. The first two though are pretty neutral in taste, but I've heard that the taste/consistency really depends on your diet. Healthy diet, healthy sperm.
Check this out. Make sure to read the comments as well.
Obvious troll is obvious.
                oneshott wrote...
[READ THIS]Don't know why I spoiled this, everyone's going to read it anyway.
I've done it before, it was the easiest way to clean up afterwards. I don't think I taste all that bad, though after the second ejaculation, it gets exponentially more salty. The first two though are pretty neutral in taste, but I've heard that the taste/consistency really depends on your diet. Healthy diet, healthy sperm.
Check this out. Make sure to read the comments as well.
ilove semen wrote...
I love gargaling a fresh load as much as the next man, so when i heard about this book, me and my 20 gay mexican lovers just had to have it. We love every recipe, and enjoy gathering the ingrediants ;) Sometimes we have a lot left over, so we chug it and have competitions. Nothing like 6 fresh ounces of Mexican lovejuice in your mouth. DON'T BE A CHODE, BLOW ME YOUR LOAD!!! sincerely, SatanObvious troll is obvious.
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                        Rbz wrote...
Check this out. Make sure to read the comments as well.Thanks man, I do love semen when it's smothered in gravy. Sometimes I liked to mix it up in my mash potatoes so I get some of that extra protein. Oh lord, Flam made of semen? I'm in heaven!
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                        Rbz wrote...
It wasn't a recommendation, faggot. Read the comments.What, do you want me to recite them for you?
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                        oneshott wrote...
Rbz wrote...
It wasn't a recommendation, faggot. Read the comments.What, do you want me to recite them for you?
Yes, go ahead.
 
                    
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                        to all who says you have to remove your ribs to suck your own dick... thats utter bs.
i have been able to suck and come so HA! lol
shuddup... i was curious... curiosity paid off lol
i cant do it as much any more, but i still can get half my dick, used to get all of it ;)
                i have been able to suck and come so HA! lol
shuddup... i was curious... curiosity paid off lol
i cant do it as much any more, but i still can get half my dick, used to get all of it ;)
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                        TheDarkStarAlchemist
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                Haburi-Chan wrote...
Ziggy wrote...
I've tried to lick my own nipple in the locker rooms in high school. My friends could but I couldn't.It's easy for me, actually. =P
oneshott wrote...
Haburi-Chan wrote...
It's easy for me, actually. =PIf you're anything over a C cup it shouldn't be too hard.
Now I wanna know, Haburi-chan.
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                        Haburi-Chan wrote...
Ziggy wrote...
I've tried to lick my own nipple in the locker rooms in high school. My friends could but I couldn't.It's easy for me, actually. =P
We want proof ! xD
But for the real subject when i was younger i was able to do it , i was realy flexible , not juste liking it , i was able to put all the head in my mouth , first time i noticed i was bisexual , i came in my mouth and realy liked it ^^
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                        Dude, just make a clone of yourself and get him to suck it for you. Just do that... um what number was it again... whatever, just suck each other off. It's not gay, it's masturbation.                    
                
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                        TheDarkStarAlchemist
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                lordisgaea3 wrote...
Haburi-Chan wrote...
Ziggy wrote...
I've tried to lick my own nipple in the locker rooms in high school. My friends could but I couldn't.It's easy for me, actually. =P
We want proof ! xD
Well I just wanted to know how big they were, but pics are cool too I guess. Though she'll stab you before that ever happens.
lordisgaea3 wrote...
But for the real subject when i was younger i was able to do it , i was realy flexible , not juste liking it , i was able to put all the head in my mouth , first time i noticed i was bisexual , i came in my mouth and realy liked it ^^Dude. What?
Not even Bisexuals do that. I know a helluva lot, too.
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                        TheDarkStarAlchemist wrote...
lordisgaea3 wrote...
Haburi-Chan wrote...
Ziggy wrote...
I've tried to lick my own nipple in the locker rooms in high school. My friends could but I couldn't.It's easy for me, actually. =P
We want proof ! xD
Well I just wanted to know how big they were, but pics are cool too I guess. Though she'll stab you before that ever happens.
lordisgaea3 wrote...
But for the real subject when i was younger i was able to do it , i was realy flexible , not juste liking it , i was able to put all the head in my mouth , first time i noticed i was bisexual , i came in my mouth and realy liked it ^^Dude. What?
Not even Bisexuals do that. I know a helluva lot, too.
Not gonna happen, yeah. XD
 
                         
                         
                         
                         
                         
                         
                         
                         
                        