Best and worst when it come to flirting or pick up line

Hi everyone
I am curious about everyone experience when it come to flirting.
What there best or worst line they had used.

What is your best and worst pick up line.

The reason whyI am asking I think i am ready for the dating scene. Sadly, I don't know nothing about love. I try flirting I realize it really sucked.
One time I walked up to the guy and said "He cute" then i kept on walking. That about it I learn it a big "No" to call a guy cute.

I had never got hit on.

If you don't mind can please share me your experience.

Well, first of all, DON'T use pick up lines.. they never work... Just go up to somebody and introduce yourself and talk to them about their interests and yours. simple.

get this below average dude first...befriend him or something...anyway let him evaluate you... on your looks and personality.
I'm guessing you are not smoking hot - tearjerking idd because I wouldnt give a damn what she said if she would be gorgeous.

You know that song "Black and Yellow"? That's a song about us.

Instead of thinking hard on pick-up lines, think harder on an intelligent topic of conversation. It's a better way to get the ball rolling instead of useless one-liners that nobody uses any more.

"Does this smell like chloroform?"

'Who got two appendages and would wreck your pussy until you cum with the force of a 1000 suns', 'this guys' and point to your junk.. or to your wingman to get him laid too.

Worst pickup line (not that I've ever used it, but I said it as a joke once): "Hi. You'll do."

I agree with the posters above: No one in their right mind would ever use a pick up line.

Hm I suppose just be yourself and don't actively search for someone.

Best pickup line: You teach the candles to burn bright.

Worst: If you were a booger i would pick you first.

Do you know karate? Cuz you're kickin!

That is by far the best pick up line ever!!!!!!

Sad fact: Actually, my womanizing elder brother has succeeded in getting women numerous times with "if you were a booger, I'd pick you first."

*GASP*

Absolute worst thing that can be asked by either party is 'do you like anyone?'.
Say the girl you like asks you this.
If she asks you, and you say yes, she will assume it isnt her and back off.
If she asks you, and you say no, she will assume you dont like her and back off.
If you ask her, same will apply.
Total crud buckets!

Never try these...



... my poor sis, always has the most stupid ideas :/

yeah that is the way to go.

Better: Your butt seems awfully itchy, mind if I help scratch it?

Cheesy pick up lines totally work. They're so ridiculous that you can make a retro parody out of it. I use "What's your sign" every once in a while and it usually gets a laugh...it's absolutely killer in a 70's/80's theme party. Anything done in the spirit of fun and delight will work well.

Being too serious, or taking yourself too seriously is the death knell to any possibility of attraction.