Best dream you ever had

I just had the best dream ever and i was just wandering what was yours.

ok so i found my self in front of a tree house (and it was a really nice tree house, with electricity) so i climbed the ladder up in it and there was a girl who was a mute and she was siting on her bed (the tree house was her room) and i had sex with her (i know that sounds weird but that's what happened) the next thing i remember was playing CoD and then i walk up and was really sad.

so that was my dream and i loved it and wished it would happen in real life.

o and for some reason i just now she wanted to, i could see it in her face

I was autofellating. Then I woke up.

I still don't think I'm fully over it...

Lemme see if I can remember it all...
Okay, so i woke up on the floor of this dimly-lit room in some kind of manga-like world. There was only one other thing in the room than myself: a small black widow spider hanging about five inches away from my face. I tried to get up, only to realize that i was being held down by a very thick spider web. All a could do was look as it landed on my lips, close my eyes and hope that it didn't bite me. Next thing i know i open my eyes and see that the spider had turned into a cute girl on top of me, giggling. I asked her what she was going to do to me and she replied "You'll see."

...And then she proceeded to me the best blowjob EVER.

About a minute later, I woke up and i instantly tried to go back to sleep and "finish".

lol excellent, but one question why a spider?

If a dream, in which you were sucking your own dick sets the bar for the best dream you ever had, I don't know what to say. My skull isn't strong enough to contain a mind fuck of that magnitude.

Before I went to sleep the i was looking at pics of monstergirls and found one with a spider girl on Sankaku Complex that piqued my interests:


I guess i couldn't get it out of my head and i dreamt about something similar.

You all have good dreams? Jelly.

I can't remember the last good dream I had. Maybe I'm just too pessimistic.

I'm one of those wierd ones who never remembers dreams and those I do remember either involve my teeth falling out or my hair being shaved off. Apparently a sign of being self-conscious about my appearance

The best dreams I ever have are the ones in which I'm dying.

It sounds lame but the best dreams I have are ones where I'm in a relationship with some one. It always puts me in a good mood for the rest of the day.

Oh let's see. Probably a wet dream I had about a girl I had a huge crush on in my Senior year of high school. I can't remember the details of the dream any longer, but one thing led to another and we were having sex. It just seemed so realistic. I remember waking up before it was over and I was depressed the rest of the morning for waking up at such an inopportune moment.

Not really. I had this dream that I pissed off this group that was made up of Triads, Bloods, Crips, a couple Yakuza clans, and a Korean syndicate that I've only heard stories about, just because I was trying to make some money selling coke, because I'm poor. Anyway, my friends worked out some kind of crazy Russian roulette game where my brother and members of each game stood in this wheel and when it stopped I'd shoot the closest person in the face. The wheel stopped and I shot the Blood, but he survived and it turned out that my friends were selling me out to some Dominican gang. I tried to run, but the second I got outside mad people rolled up on me and opened me up with all kinds of automatic weapons. I was swiss cheese, but all I could think about was how, my friends made that shit happen, and if I had only gotten over my hatred for white supremacists, I might've been able get at least 4 feet from my house.

Then, I woke up and realized that I live in an area where the most serious gang violence is about a quarter of a mile away. There's some really real gang members living around the block from me and the only shit I caught was from some wannabe bitches.

*On a side note*
The wannabe bitches jumped my brother and our friends in my backyard, at the time I was half asleep inside, but after hearing all the shit I went out and stopped one of them. I've told this story before. I was right next to my mom's car and was holding him back with one arm. He told me to let him go, and I told him the only place he'd be going was through the window. He caught me in the eye with a rabbit punch and ran like a bitch. After that, I told everyone I knew that I wanted to settle shit with him one on one. A couple months later, I started hearing rumors that he left town. I'm not the type to hold a grudge and I do whatever I can to avoid violence, but he snuck me and bitched out, so I really want to hurt him.

This was more of a weird dream than a good dream, but I don't think I've ever woken up laughing before today.

I was in some school like structure, probably a university since it was huge and had escalators and stuff. There was some random walking around and talking to high school friends which isn't that interesting, so lemme get to the good stuff.

I headed down to one of my classes (it was supposed to be a lab) and for some reason, the teacher had decided that today would be a nudist day in class, so no clothes allowed. Strangely enough, this never became a focal point of the dream. So once we got to class, the teacher now had us sit at square tables for 4 and play card games.

My table had a guy opposite me and girls on the sides. The other guy (who basically seemed to be our group leader) dealt the cards. My starting hand was an ace, 2, 6, 10, Jack, all of Clubs. Now I wasn't paying much attention to the others, and when it was my first turn, I put my 6 of clubs on the table vertically, face-up. When my second turn came, I saw the other guy was looking at me with an annoyed expression. I finally took notice of the table, and saw a pile of cards in the middle and panicked a little bit.

"Wait, what game are you guys playing? Cuz I was playing Yu-Gi-Oh" I nervously said. The other guy groaned gathered up the cards in the middle and from my hand, shuffled them and re-dealt them.

There was some more, but soon I woke up 30 minutes late and rushed out, the entire time cracking up in laughter. Of all the weird dreams I have ever had, never has my derpiness been captured with such realism.

And the worst part is, that sounds like something I really might do in real life.

Getting shot by a stranger and waking up to the sound of my window shattering. Crazy coincidence.

I was dreaming of my crush (Back then, longgggtime ago) and it made me happier than I though.

Even thought he isn't anymore, to be able to step up and get what I want feels good

Some of my favorites:

Memories of when I still lived in Texas and played with my childhood crush with whom I never realized I liked until I moved away.

Waking up into a world where there was no impurities or evil.

Waking up into a world where it was all anime/manga.

Waking up to find myself in anime/manga.

Waking up in my favorite manga/anime series.

That one time I dreamt I was in a painted world. That was crazy fun. I think it only happened cause I poured 70 straight hours of my life into playing nothing but Okami.

That one time when me and all my friends got genderbended.

It was hilarious.
It also involved car chases, I think.

This one dream where I rule the world and the United States of America is nothing but a sniveling dog, whimpering at my feet.

frankly I do not remember having any pleasant dream.
all my dreams are fucked up.