Braille... on ATMs

Ok, so I was driving by Safeway and decided to stop at the drive-thru ATM, and as I was pushing the buttons... I noticed that the DRIVE-THRU ATM HAD BRAILLE ON EVERY BUTTON. What. The. Fuck. A drive-thru ATM for blind drivers... Has anyone else noticed this? If anyone knows a reason why, please let me know. Anyway, this inspired me to make a list of the most dumbass creations of all time, similar to this. If any of these exist, God help us all.

1. Books for the dyslexic.

2. Music for the deaf.

3. Keyboards for those without hands. (type with your face?)

4. Porn sites for eunichs. (just fucking google it if you don't know what that is)

5. Braille televisions.

What's wrong with a braille ATM? Even if it were a drive through, that just means someone brought the blind person by car. Oh, wait, don't tell me -- blind people shouldn't have banking accounts.

And books for the dyslexic, music for the deaf, TV for the blind, etc would be a fucking achievement. Input devices for those without hands already exist. Porn sites for eunuchs likely already exist (they're called porn sites) -- sex is not just about genitalia.

"Luke, you turned off your targeting computer. Whats wrong?"
"I'm blind"

Lol, blind people can have bank accounts, i guess longcat allows it. But a drive-thru ATM? if they were brought by car, they would just say the amount of money they want.

I should have thought of that. Slipped my mind. Maybe cars for those without legs. I'm tired, so my brain isn't working as well.

And please post any invention ideas like that. i could use the lulz. and the material.

And how will they verify their identity without a pin number? They'll also announce their pin number out loud?

@fatman, it's not about "Blinds should not have ATMs", but more about "Is there a Blind Driver that can actually drive a car, legally and can even drive his way to the drive-thru Braille ATM?"

Drive-thrus are for the drivers normally, and are there any Blind Drivers?

If I have a Blind person in my car, it'll be more efficient and effective that I actually stop at a normal "braille" ATM


Looking from Objective, more Company-side perspective
"It's better safe, than getting a law suit for discrimination against the blinds"


and wouldn't it be cheaper to actually order all the same type of ATM machine at once, rather than trying to be diverse.

I forgot about the company perspective.

Nice

Listen, motherfucker, you lack imageenayshun.

When a blind dude drives up to an ATM, shit's gonna get serious. He pretends to press on the buttons while his other hand is trying to find the gun. He draws that motherfucker, and points it outside the window as if he thought there's some employee standing next to the ATM. He yells, "BREAK YOURSELF, FOOL!" After an awkward moment of silence, he shoots the ATM, steps on the gas pedal, and runs into a tree about 20 feet away.

Ultra nice.

This thread is now about blind people.

It's the same machine you walk up to. Why pay to design and make a whole other piece, when the one you got works just fine.

Great. /b/'s here.


It's been done.

Maybe they're partially blind. Or something.

Wait... music for the deaf? how the fuck?

They put music in liquid form and inject it in your brain.

Sounds like some form of psychedelic drug.

Or a simple sense of vibrations pulsing through your hand and running throughout the body and the mind collects this information then processes into beats.

Something along those lines @_@

Woot im a elite now