Chat Up Lines

Do you go Romantic?
Or Really Cheesy?
Flirty?
Or Hard to get?

Put down chat up lines, that youve used in the past no matter how good or bad they may be and whether they work or not :)

Got to admit im a huuuuge flirt and i love to get girls laughing normally by saying the Cheesy stuff :)
My Fav one to use by far has to be;

*Lick finger and wipe on her clothing*
Now lets get you out of those wet clothes ;)

Doesnt actually get them out of clothing, but gets a laugh and then you can work on that ;)

I go for the mundane. I let my body language and vibe build the attraction, eye contact and short silence to build the sexual tension.

"What are you getting."
"What are you making me tonight."
"How is that book."
"How do you cook that vegetable?"
"Do you dance? Prove it, lets go."

Sometimes, if I'm in a fantastic mood, I might playfully tease the girl. But, only the really attractive ones that know it and only with the right execution.

"Wow, that is a horrible outfit...did your seeing eye dog pick that out for you?"

This only works 50% of the time, Walk up to her look her straight in the eyes and say wanna fuck.

I am beyond cheesy. No joke, I just don't bother talking to women anymore.

I hate that line. I can understand why some women like it...they like to be swept off their feet.
But I'm so picky with dance partners, I often have to do the awkward decline and totally shoot them down. :/
One guy didn't like that very much once, despite me being nice about it.
He straight up said "I will make you dance with me" before my friend stepped in.

Ah yeah...getting put on the spot is awkward. But there is a right way and a wrong way =]

The wrong way is to be the random guy that springs it out of the blue. I'm not a fan of approaching girls indiscriminately. There are different kinds of chat up lines for the first time you talk to someone and chatting up someone you have already talked to.

First, you make a round, say hi, ask what people are drinking and give some cheers. Draws attention to you, from that point it's just about noticing the lingering eyes, receptive smiles and sticky eye contact...these are the interested ones. This is when you make a second round, have some fun chats with the girls that are interested. You'll find out which ones you click with and now you go to the bar, get some drinks, chat with the people at the bar. Now, the really interested ones will come chat you up...using that little line at this point is fun, challenging and attractive.

One guy is kinda creepy, going around asking random girls to dance. The second guy is naturally social and attractive....he 'gets it' and does not put the girl on the spot...the alchemy is already there and it's silently understood.

How you doin.

I generally just walk up and say hello.
I don't bother with these lines.

Don't use them. I say Hi, introduce myself. Ask them about whatever caught my interest in the first place. A little conversation about that and then I ask if they'd like to do whatever. Typically it's an invitation to dinner, lunch. A drink to talk about whatever was the mutual interest.

You sir, are good. :)

be ready to duck. my brothers friend used to use that one, he got slapped a lot.


my favorite is, "Hi, my name is_________".

I wish all guys were like that.

I like it when guys are really cheesey, makes me laugh a lot! but i somehow can't pull off cheeseyness >_< I keep forgetting what to say T__T I'm too shy to flirt anyway...I babble and end up calling the cute guys gay or something... T__T

If you use any of the lines that you've used on me to women, you're also very disgusting.

The way I talk on skype and in person are two different tones. No need to worry about that.

Don't do cheesey. Do honest.

Say "hello", or "You seem like someone I'd like to get to know, can we talk?".