Christmas Tieem

Christmas is getting near.

Got any dates to celebrate the birth of Jesus Santa Claus with?

If you're from IB and don't understand what the words "dates" and "relationships" are, let me break it down for ya.

Are you going to be like this faggot on Christmas?

or this faggot?

or maybe like this faggot?


OR

Are you going to be like one of these people anime characters?

where's the large amounts of unprotected sex?

I wish I had a date, but I will be more like this:

http://www.gelbooru.com/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=994390

Except I don't really have a hugging pillow... fml.

This

OT: A short date with a friend.

Meh. X'mas is overrated. But i'll probably just chill with some friends.

Is this just GD's way of making fun of the ton of permanent virginfags on this site or his sad cry for someone to understand his fears of being alone with his love pillow this year. And no they have their waifu to keep them warm.
OT:
family, friends, my homosexual life partner, and the wife and kids.... i wish to be with a my imaginary 2d wife then the hell of the family x-mas with the uncles and my dad telling me about my mistakes and why i need a real job(then though i make more money in a week then their monthly checks can ever do). FTL [size=2] Thank god i get to fuck my wife.[/h]

Faggot number 1.

Also:

AWESOME ANIME CHARACTER,

This is how you properly celebrate Christmas.

Going to be in Thailand. Hopefully pick up some Thai cuties. Tis the season of giving ;)

I LEARNED TODAY THAT ONLY 2% OF THAI WOMEN ARE ACTUALLY WOMEN.

;-; I'll have a blluuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuue chrissssstmaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaasss without youuuuuuuuuu

or anyone in particular. FOREVER ALONE. or at least since about half a year now... T_T

Both. ;)

I'll be sure to be on my toes.

Forever alone man. Forever alone.

Well, my family is bring every1 out for a barbeque, so my plans for a kickass christmas failed.

BBQ on Christmas? What is wrong with you?

Also: Every1? This isn't AIM, grammar or GTFO.

I don't have any date on Christmas. Although, there be someone--Iono. *shrugs*

So, since I don't know, I shall say nope; I shall be alone on Christmas--nothing new there. Happiness with my family is more than good enough pour moi, so.

Lol, most people on fakku are lonely~ oh the blues~
Then again, Christmas isn't a couple celebration occasion anyway, which on the contrary I think started from Japan, Christmas has become more for the younger couple to celebrate in Asia.

None of that now! Keep your head held high.