Drinking stories.

Share your favorite drinking story here :D also what is the legal age for drinkin(and sex) in you country.

for me the legal age is 20 for drinking and 14 for sex, but an 18year or over cant have sex with a younger person:( sux

As for my favorite story: It was winter and well below -2 degrees. I was out with friends, and well drunk, when my phone rang. I answered and turned away from my friends and the last thing they remember is that I'm gone. They keep on drinking and when they plan to get home they call me. The only thing that makes sense from my mouth is " Oh no I don't want to be stabbed". Making no sense to them they hang up and plan to get home.. On their way home they find me, halfway, sitting on the sidewalk singing and no-one knows how i got there. Just lucky they went that exact way home and found me :D

First time I got drunk I got stuff stolen from me by my friends, Thought I was gonna fall into a pool so i took my wallet out of my pocket and put it on a table, the next morning I was missing 50 bucks, they confessed to it later

Ever woke up from a heavy night of drink and your in somebodies bed.. in a town... 200 miles away from where you were.

U need better friends



LOL WUT??!

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True story was in San Diego on a active service tour. Me and a couple other grunts went on a bender and i woke up in Tucson AZ in some chick's bed... and she was UGLYYYYYYYYYYYY.

Drinking age is 21 (USA if you didn't know), and I think it was in Texas with my dad and uncle (who lives in the middle of no where) was warming himself up my the fire out side (a 4 foot diameter tractor wheel) and he starts tipping over and does a standing long jump over the thing and face plants on the other side, my dad and I rush by thinking he killed himself, roll him over and the first words out of his mouth?

"Did I spill my bear". Welcome to Texas!

Sex age is 14 (I think) but it varies state to state.

I know I do weird stuff when drunk. Like kissing girls.

[font=Verdana][color=green]In Britain, the legal drinking age is 18 and age of consent is 16.

However, it's always hard telling "funny drunken stories" to others that weren't involved, because stuff is funnier to you when you're drunk.

Tbh Haburi, I doubt that you're the only girl here that does that. =P

edited your title to something more appropriate.

[color=blue]Doesn't make it any less embarrassing....

Canada
Legal drinking age: 19 (18 in Alberta)
Legal age of consent: 16

This happen recently. 2 friends and I were watching heavy metal in my room and I was just guzzling my 2 litre can of Asahi beer and about half way through the movie I remember going to take a piss, coming back and passing out on my bed for a bit then my friends left and played Halo reach in the living room. I then went on skype and hit on reno's sister and made a total ass of myself in IB.

Hungary
Age of consent: 14.
Legal age to drink/smoke: none. Shops are forbidden from selling alcohol or tobaco to anyone under 18, but AFAIK there are no legal action against you if you comsume. (...and most of the time, no one gives a fuck).

Funny drinking stories? Hmm... Oh when I was on a canoeing tour down the river Tisza our final destination was Tokaj, an area well known for its strong white wines. Anyway I've had a picture taken of me there with five... no make that six glasses of wine, and then a series of picture, each time with one less. I was 13 at the time.

We were with (the coolest) teacher (ever) who was the leader of the tour. We also bought a can of wine later to spread among everyone else. Given that it was enough only for a cup or two (when spread among the whole camp) we had to get the rest of our drinks ourselves that night.

Even today, I can drink a lot of (good) wine without ever getting overtly inebriated.

Another time I should've been my little sister escort for a rock concert... except a friend of hers brought a bottle of vodka. I ended up drinking half of it and a bottle of wine for good measure. (I hadn't yet mastered my limits and wanted to show off).

First, and only time I ever passed out from drinking. My last clear memory is entering the coliseum where the concert was held, seeing the 1st band finishing up, cast in a green light from above... then the world goes "TILT!" and the ground rushes up to me...
...apparently I awake an hour later, with a girl shaking me and asking:
-Hey! Do you know where you are?
-Sure I'm at the Petőfi hall at a Tankcsapda concert...
-That's good, 'cause a minute ago, you didn't.

I've been wary of spirits ever since. Back then I was 16.

I used to deliver pizzas and all of my stories basically went, "This one time I delivered a pizza to someone who was so drunk . . . ." I've gotten into arguments with drunk people (I'll argue with anyone when I'm tired). One time there was a couple, one at the bottom of a stairway and the other laying down at the top. They kept yelling at each other in incomprehensibly slurred speech about getting a check to pay me. Then there was another time when a guy answered the door, went back inside to get money, and fell asleep. The upshot of my many varied experiences is that I don't plan to ever drink.

Hmmm I remember when I fell into my friends pond, I was messing around with someone and slipped and before I know it I was submerged in it >_>

Was a cold wet experience, but I was more scared I killed one of their fish as a result and would have to pay for it, luckily that didn't happen.

The drinking age here is 18 but I and many others were drinking before being 18, many people seem to anyway.

well...
beer when we finish any major exam or when we need to hang out
heavy liquor classy shit like parties

one story i remember is that after we drank a lot and slept at the party master's house, one of our guys had a peculiar love bite in his neck... which was really out of the border since we are ALL GUYS inside the guest room and there be no females inside the home. that was the first time that i realized that there be hidden bloomers in some gar looking males.

[font=Verdana][color=green]Sure it does! It means you've got people to share with/confide in.

In Belgium, the purchase age and drinking age for distilled and strong spirits (greater than 22%) is 18 years. There is no drinking age for other alcoholic beverages; 16 year olds can buy these in stores but cannot order or buy them in bars. However, if an older person orders those drinks and passes them to a less than 16 year old, no law is violated.

as for the stories. I've only been drunk once but I was still aware of my situation, but not of my speech. Luckily I didn't say anything embarresing... mostly XD

The most funniest thing that involved a drunk person was at a party 2 years ago. Some random guy starts to insult us for no reason. (beside being drunk)
in order to get him off our back we say there's a hot girl around the corner. 2 minutes later we see the police wrestle the guy to the ground.

Turned out he was humping the police van. I wonder how he's going to explain that when he wakes up in the police office.

Oh, god, I have so many. One time when I was drunk, I wrestled an inflatable dolphin in a pool and tried to drown it. Another time, I got so drunk that I barged into a room where my friend was having sex with his girlfriend, proclaimed that I was Captain America, screamed "Avengers assemble~!", jumped into the bed, and started playfully smacking my friend and his girlfriend, calling him Galactus, then ran out of the room, and passed out on the couch. Another time, me and a few friends were discussing sex, one of them mentioned something about foreplay, and I replied, "Fuck foreplay! I want full on cock-in-vagina~!". Another one, I was so drunk one night, that I fapped in my friend's back porch. That's all I can remember for right now.

Oh shit...got a lot, but i remember that day when we went to celebrate my friend's b-day, after we started the party relaxed and "moderate", first 2 hours was of eating until almost explode, after the 3rd hour...well, the modaration was forgotten and the drinks didnt finished even when the place where we were drinking went out of drinks xD...we went to a 24 hours shop to buy more drinks, and the guy in the shop didnt gave us the correct amount of money when we finished buying, so my friend (the one of the b-day), went crazy...lol...saying stuff, like...hmmm how do i translate this, hmm something like: "I know when you come out from work, am gonna kill you"...lol..."you son of a"...lol...was rly hilarious cause you should watch his face while he was saying that...xD...lol...after that we kept drinking until the guys of the restaurant kick us out...but by then it was already 6:20am....xD...that was like 7 months ago...ah, epic. lol.

You win, thats funny as hell