Dr.Mengle, Cloning, Hitler, Gender-Bend = Profit?

Ok so hypothetically speaking lets say that one day you went to a car boot sale/Yard sale/Flea market and you decided to buy a few items:

1) A strange old book from a Dr.Mengle (Sounds German) and it interests you.

2) An accompanying chemistry set.

3) A weird bowl that looks like a slightly charred skull with an old Soviet picture of it in a museum saying its actually the skull of Adolf Hitler. (Must be bullshit amirite but you buy it for a laugh anyway?)

You take them all home and you figure out that you could do a "Boys in Brazil" and re-create Das Fuhrer. You are overcome by curiosity (Which may or may not've killed the cat) you decide "What the heck" even though you've got absolutely no medical know how and give cloning a bash... For fun!

You get some DNA from the 'bowl' and whiz bang in a couple of weeks you've got a perfectly formed human... But oh noes you done fucked up and made a hideous faux pas, Turns out Adolf Hitler is now a beautiful young fraulein with Long black hair, Piercing deep blue eyes, Perfect pale white skin, Delicious pink nipples and a pussy thats begging to be splashed all over with your degenerate mongrel seed. BTW shes also had her growth temporarily accelerated to the age of (Depends on what you like... Loli?) lets say 16-21.

Would you resist temptation and admit it was all a hideous mistake handing her over to Mossad? Would you adopt her as your daughter because... Its just wierd... Im like her 'father' or something? Could you fall in genuine love with her even though you know shes Adolf motherfucking Hitler really? Or would you just do what you do best and take sick perverse advantage of the situation? Something else?

If Hitler is that sexy then I will make a army and of loli take over the WORLD, Mwahahahahaha!( And have sex with them later)

Since her physical growth is the only thing accelerated. I'd probably off her. I mean seriously, you want to wipe her ass all the time just to get laid by a grown woman acting like a baby?

Hitlers' genes =/= Hitler himself.

Brainwash her with socialist ideas, Manchurian-candidate style. Then fuck her brains out and become my sex slave.

Dr. Mengle and Nazi cloning, hah. Coincidences abound.

Warning, following image wonderfully tasteless

hmm im german but i still would make her an slave after 24 hours of "fun" i would make me an army and overtake the world with some 10000 hot clones!:D

this but with monkeys mixed in there somewhere

I'd just rape her... Well, you can't rape the willing!... Unless they're underage...

Very true. So I would probably just tap that.

I like where this is going... Nice to see someone who KNOWS what he likes! (If the World had more Monkeys im sure it would be an improvement somehow)

you sir are my new best freind *finishes clip* Oh dear god

This totally sounds like a plot for a new anime.

My daughter is going to take over the world some day makes me proud to be her father

[font=verdana][color=green]Well, I would have to take responsibility for my actions and look after her. It was due to my own curiosity that she was created in the first place, so I couldn't just hand her over to someone else.

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Alternatively, hack her apart in the lab, for the greater good of science.

At very least, I'd make her a credible story and made sure she would become a painter.

indeed, if she was just 'born', then she could be raised as a totally dif person. After all, Hitler did what he thought was best for his country.