Ever had that one friend?

You know that one friend you really want to pin up against a wall rip their clothes off and just fuck them til you physically can't anymore? Not out of love or anything, but just pure lust.

Yes.

Does this friend do anything in particular to make you feel this way?

Yes. Quite a few actually. Some were probably baiting, but ah well.

Why not ever try to get with one of them?

Young, nervous around women, fairly introverted.
I'm a lot better now, as you'd expect from the years that have passed

Maybe 1 or 2.

Both already had boyfriends though, so I didn't bother trying to get anywhere

One. Her tits are usually pushed up and cleavage put out on display, and dat ass.

In the time I've known her she's gotten 4 boyfriends, occasionally jumping between each of them. Not one relationship she's been in has lasted longer than a year at a time and cheated on my friend twice with one of her exes. Things like that tend to put you off a bit.

I'd still fucking wreck it if it was noncommital; like a fuck buddy or a one night stand.

So freaking many, it's not even funny anymore.

A lot actually.

One, Foreground Eclipse.

I've had those kinds of friends before in the past before yeah.

Yes
Fortunately and/or unfortunately, 80% or so of my friends are girls. It's....weird

No. I don't want to rape my friends.

Because they're my friends and it would be awkward... also I'm sure these guys don't fancy me at all like completely...

I had some when I was in highschool. And I didn't because I was also an introvert plus I have (probably still do) bad luck with women. Though I did find it hard to believe that two of my friends (at the time) had a thing for me in the past. I was just too dense to get the hints or even ask if they wanted to hang.

I think i had but i believe that it is better to have new and retain the old one

Nah.. ~ I wish i had one

A friend or someone to do it to?

OT: Ew. It'll start getting awkward around them.