Fakku / Stay Fuck (parody of Fate / Stay Night)
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one day.. Chuu accidentally found an old book. he perform a magic to Summon Saber class "Servant".
and then..
*Sound effect* [FLASSSHHHHH]
Chuu !! : w-whoaaaa...!!!
a woman dressed in knight attire appears in front of him.
Siegfrieda : are you my master who summoned me..?
Chuu !! : *still amazed* umm.. y-yeah..
to be continued..
and then..
*Sound effect* [FLASSSHHHHH]
Chuu !! : w-whoaaaa...!!!
a woman dressed in knight attire appears in front of him.
Siegfrieda : are you my master who summoned me..?
Chuu !! : *still amazed* umm.. y-yeah..
to be continued..
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[font=Century Gothic][color=brown]next. Ramsus and his Archer Servant,Brynhild will be appears[/color][/font]
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Chuu meets her Servant,Siegfreda. she's from the Heroic Myth of Siegfried the Dragon Slayer. Actually,she's a girl. but her father,Sigmund forced her to be a knight and defend their country. after her death,she wishes to be a Heroic Spirit that can protect the weak. along with her sword,Balmung,we're teamed up to beat the other Holy War Grail Contestant.
and of course. a night full of sex and "mana"
Chuu : ohhhh.. sshhhh... yeahhh!!!
Siegfried : nnnn.. unngg... nhhhhh... i'm..i'm gonna cumm!!
Chuu : ohhh...!!! I'm Cumming!!!!
after the long-night-do-the-fucking. both of them are exhausted
Chuu : *tired* [hosh..hosh..] that's the best i can do "fill" you up,Sieg
Siegfreda : *lay in bed with vagina full of cum* n-next time.. fill me both holes. ass and pussy,kay?
Chuu : after all. this site is FAKKU,place for Hentai. i guess i'l; save my cum.
in the morning.. Chuu goes to school. but his servant insisted to go with.
Chuu : man.. can you just leave at home?
Siegfreda : i'm sorry. danger might come everytime,so i must protect you.
suddenly,someone greets him.
Ramsus : hey! you,the skinny guy!
Chuu : (damn.. what are you calling with that!?)
Ramsus : i dont need a nonsense. Archer,shoot him!
Archer shoot an arrow on Chuu. the Arrow hits his left shoulder. fresh blood comes out from the wound.
Chuu : ARRRGHHHH!!! Ambulance! Ambulance!! Call Ambulance!!!
Ramsus : *knocking Chuu's head* silly.. no needs to call Ambulance in a Battle!!
Archer : should i finish him? i'm short of mana.
Ramsus : oh yeah! this is my Servant. she's an Archer class Servant. ya know,i LOVE loli~~~
Archer : be quick. or i'll be run out of mana.
Ramsus : dont worry Baby~~~ i'll fill you up! FULL TANK!!!! BOTH HOLES!!!! HOHO!!
Chuu : damn you.. "Image Attack!!"
*sound effect* [FLASSSHHHHHH]
"Image Attack" from Chuu gives Ramsus a Hallucination of hentai.
Ramsus : w-what the fuck..? what's this Image!? So many Hentai!!!
Chuu : heh..heh.. TIME UP!!
Ramsus : w-wait!! i almost cum! ARRRGHHH!!! you maggot! why did you close the image!!??
Chuu : oh right,right.. here's another.
*sound effect* [FLASSSHHH]
Ramsus : oh,oh no.. i cant cum in this. it's The_Jesus's lovely Kanu.
Chuu : retard! there's no Images for you!!
Ramsus : i'll just let him keep that images. he'll be happy.
then.. from far away. Kaimax appears! he comes with his Assasin class Servant. a really hot bitch!
Kaimax : khu..khu.. silly peoples..
Ramsus : hey. did you meet with Jacob before you came here?
Kaimax : mm.. yes.
Ramsus : next time. tell him to shave his Beard. his beard are too curly like a vast forest. he needs a beard treatment
Kaimax : uhh.. anyone who wants to say anything to York?
Chuu : just tell him. dont overdo feeding his Rat. his face is already a Rat. if there's two Rats,we cant compare which is the real York. we dont have money to raise two Rats at a time
Chuu : oh well. anything wanna you wanna said to me?
Ramsus & Kaimax : JUST CLEAN UP YOUR BUTT,ASSHOLE!!
Chuu : fuck..
Assasin : *silent*
Chuu : *whispering to Ramsus* (hey. look that bitch, if we gangbang her,i'll go for the Pussy!)
Ramsus : (i'll go for the ass,it's a deal then!)
to be continued..
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NOTE !! : no offense everyone. i'm just write an Unclear,Weird,Retarded story. just for killing time. no means for offense.
and of course. a night full of sex and "mana"
Chuu : ohhhh.. sshhhh... yeahhh!!!
Siegfried : nnnn.. unngg... nhhhhh... i'm..i'm gonna cumm!!
Chuu : ohhh...!!! I'm Cumming!!!!
after the long-night-do-the-fucking. both of them are exhausted
Chuu : *tired* [hosh..hosh..] that's the best i can do "fill" you up,Sieg
Siegfreda : *lay in bed with vagina full of cum* n-next time.. fill me both holes. ass and pussy,kay?
Chuu : after all. this site is FAKKU,place for Hentai. i guess i'l; save my cum.
in the morning.. Chuu goes to school. but his servant insisted to go with.
Chuu : man.. can you just leave at home?
Siegfreda : i'm sorry. danger might come everytime,so i must protect you.
suddenly,someone greets him.
Ramsus : hey! you,the skinny guy!
Chuu : (damn.. what are you calling with that!?)
Ramsus : i dont need a nonsense. Archer,shoot him!
Archer shoot an arrow on Chuu. the Arrow hits his left shoulder. fresh blood comes out from the wound.
Chuu : ARRRGHHHH!!! Ambulance! Ambulance!! Call Ambulance!!!
Ramsus : *knocking Chuu's head* silly.. no needs to call Ambulance in a Battle!!
Archer : should i finish him? i'm short of mana.
Ramsus : oh yeah! this is my Servant. she's an Archer class Servant. ya know,i LOVE loli~~~
Archer : be quick. or i'll be run out of mana.
Ramsus : dont worry Baby~~~ i'll fill you up! FULL TANK!!!! BOTH HOLES!!!! HOHO!!
Chuu : damn you.. "Image Attack!!"
*sound effect* [FLASSSHHHHHH]
"Image Attack" from Chuu gives Ramsus a Hallucination of hentai.
Ramsus : w-what the fuck..? what's this Image!? So many Hentai!!!
Chuu : heh..heh.. TIME UP!!
Ramsus : w-wait!! i almost cum! ARRRGHHH!!! you maggot! why did you close the image!!??
Chuu : oh right,right.. here's another.
*sound effect* [FLASSSHHH]
Ramsus : oh,oh no.. i cant cum in this. it's The_Jesus's lovely Kanu.
Chuu : retard! there's no Images for you!!
Ramsus : i'll just let him keep that images. he'll be happy.
then.. from far away. Kaimax appears! he comes with his Assasin class Servant. a really hot bitch!
Kaimax : khu..khu.. silly peoples..
Ramsus : hey. did you meet with Jacob before you came here?
Kaimax : mm.. yes.
Ramsus : next time. tell him to shave his Beard. his beard are too curly like a vast forest. he needs a beard treatment
Kaimax : uhh.. anyone who wants to say anything to York?
Chuu : just tell him. dont overdo feeding his Rat. his face is already a Rat. if there's two Rats,we cant compare which is the real York. we dont have money to raise two Rats at a time
Chuu : oh well. anything wanna you wanna said to me?
Ramsus & Kaimax : JUST CLEAN UP YOUR BUTT,ASSHOLE!!
Chuu : fuck..
Assasin : *silent*
Chuu : *whispering to Ramsus* (hey. look that bitch, if we gangbang her,i'll go for the Pussy!)
Ramsus : (i'll go for the ass,it's a deal then!)
to be continued..
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NOTE !! : no offense everyone. i'm just write an Unclear,Weird,Retarded story. just for killing time. no means for offense.
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*blinks*....wha....ah....um....ok. Well it was pretty amusing I have to say. Interesting to know you pay attention to what people like around here. I totally should have made my Archer in the RP forum a loli. Oh well too late now.
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Kaimax : F-U-C-K !! DONT YOU DARE TOUCH MY SERVANT! YOU BEAST!!
Ramsus : uh-oh.. he pissed off
Chuu : yeah,it's because of you. asshole. you speak too loud.
Kaimax : you must be tempted by my Servant's sexiness. i'll give you the Gay ones.COME OUT Waar!
Kaimax summoned Waar. a double Penis gay that love to suck and fuck
Waar : hello.. i'm waar,the hottie gay
Ramsus : HOLY-SHIT-IN-MY-ASS!! what's that creature?
Kaimax : that's the hottest gay in this story! amazed with my skill,huh? hahahaha!
Ramsus : ohhh.. am i gonna raped by him?
Waar : yeah baby~~ *tied Ramsus in a rope* let me penetrate you *shows him his double penis*
Ramsus : OHHHH NOOO!!!! Chuu! Save ME!!
Chuu : fuck,no. if you died by him,your loli servant can be mine! HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
Ramsus : ass-fucking-hole.. you traitor! how about our plans to fuck the Servant!?
Chuu : oh well.. here we go! "Image Attack!!"
*FLASHHHH* [sound effect]
Waar : WHOAAA!!! A GAY!! I LOVE IT!!
Ramsus : *Runaway from Waar* oh..shit.. i'm saved!
Chuu : that was close. he'll take your virgin ass if i'm not stop him.
Kaimax : h-how did you do that!? unbelieveable!!
Ramsus : yeah. now give us your servant,and go cry to momma,asshole!
Kaimax : shit.. Deleta! come here! *summoned Deleta*
Deleta appears from behind
Deleta : HEY!! I'm still fucking! dont summons me out you retard!!
The Girl : hurry up~~~ ahhhhhnnnn~~~!!
Deleta : yeah! I'm cumming!! this is the first time! YEAHHH!!!
Chuu : are you impotent?
Ramsus : too bad. i've cum 50x times in life!
Chuu : you two are retards! i'm cum 10 times in a day!
Ramsus & Deleta : ow shit..
Kaimax : what are you doing!? KILL THEM!!
Deleta : i'm tired. i have no mana. see ya! *runaway*
in the middle of runaway,Deleta stumbles with gizmo
gizmo : he-ya dude. wanna some beer? *burp*
Deleta : you drunken faggot! get off from me!
gizmo : man.. you're so sweet.. *burp* want to see my fucking pic?
Deleta : you're ugly like gorilla,how can a girl can have a sex with you!?
gizmo : just shut up,asshole. here's your pic. *burp*
Deleta : OHH!!! GREATTTT!!! my penis wakes up! how did you find this girl?
gizmo : no,man. i stole it from my friend. *burp* ya know,i'm a gay and i'm ugly like shit. no girls would fuck me,only grandmas and ugly simpson girl would do that *burp*
Deleta : *crying* oh.. poor you..
gizmo : i'm used to cum on this pic.
Deleta : *nosebleed* WEIRDO! how can you cum with those strange picture!?
gizmo : i'm the one who make that doujinshi. i'm the bald ones. honestly,i cant cum,my penis is stucked since i got shot my penis shooted by a retard who maniacly hunts cockroach.
Deleta : you seems too weird for this story.
Chuu : man.. the story goes strange.
Ramsus : you're the one who writes it,idiot!
Chuu : i dunno what happens. when Jacob locked my thread,i lose my power
Ramsus : oh,the one you wanna rape,huh?
Chuu : oh! is that a compliment?
Ramsus : of course not,asshole!
Chuu : fuck you.
Kaimax : dont bad mouthed Jacob,or your FAKKU id will be banned and cant get more hentai!
Chuu & Ramsus : OH GOD!!!
Kaimax : what do you think Jacob appearance looks like now?
Ramsus : hmm.. like this?
Kaimax : i agree
Chuu : now,the two of you will gets banned,fool
Ramsus & Kaimax : oh GOD!!!!!
York interferes with his weird-shit looking appearance
York : AHHHHH!!!!
Ramsus : f-fuck! what's that creature!?
Chuu : it's York,fool. you dont realize by his rat-smell-perfume?
Ramsus : you're right. he's been living with beast since he was born. it's true that he's the only Tarzan who exist in this modern city
York : *sniff *sniff* can i got some cheese? i'm hungry
Ramsus : no way,you rat! go steal some!
York : awww.. you shitload. allright then,can i got some hentai?
Chuu : what do you think your mammal-race-penis can fit into girls pussy?
Ramsus : afterall,you're only a rat. here's your pic!
York : NOOO!!! THAT'S TOO HARDCORE!! MY PENIS WILL AWAKEN!!
Chuu : dumb. afterall,rat is always rat.
meanwhile..
Raze : HEY! help me gangbang this girl!
Chuu : look! it's Raze. he needs our help.
Ramsus : ok Kaimax. here's the deal. you go help him,subtitutes us. in the exchange,we gangbang your Servant,deal?
Kaimax : that girl looks pretty hawt.. OKAY THEN! it's a deal!
Chuu : heh..heh.. lunch time!
Raze and Kaimax gangbang other girl. while Chuu and Ramsus gangang his servant.
Chuu : OHH!! GREATTT!!! SO TIGHT! HER PUSSY!!
Ramsus : uhhhhh!! this is heaven!!
Servant Assasin : yes,yes,YES!! fuck me! fuck me harder!!
Chuu : i'm gonna CUM!!! YEAHHHH!!! FLOOD YOUR PUSSY!!
Ramsus : OHHHHH!!!! YESSSS!!!
Chuu and Ramsus done gangbang the Servant,while Raze and Kaimax spurt their cum and dried like a prune,what a fag. to be continued? okay then.
to be continued
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NOTE !! : no offense everyone. i'm just write an Unclear,Weird,Retarded story. just for killing time. no means for offense.
Ramsus : uh-oh.. he pissed off
Chuu : yeah,it's because of you. asshole. you speak too loud.
Kaimax : you must be tempted by my Servant's sexiness. i'll give you the Gay ones.COME OUT Waar!
Kaimax summoned Waar. a double Penis gay that love to suck and fuck
Waar : hello.. i'm waar,the hottie gay
Ramsus : HOLY-SHIT-IN-MY-ASS!! what's that creature?
Kaimax : that's the hottest gay in this story! amazed with my skill,huh? hahahaha!
Ramsus : ohhh.. am i gonna raped by him?
Waar : yeah baby~~ *tied Ramsus in a rope* let me penetrate you *shows him his double penis*
Ramsus : OHHHH NOOO!!!! Chuu! Save ME!!
Chuu : fuck,no. if you died by him,your loli servant can be mine! HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
Ramsus : ass-fucking-hole.. you traitor! how about our plans to fuck the Servant!?
Chuu : oh well.. here we go! "Image Attack!!"
*FLASHHHH* [sound effect]
Spoiler:
Waar : WHOAAA!!! A GAY!! I LOVE IT!!
Ramsus : *Runaway from Waar* oh..shit.. i'm saved!
Chuu : that was close. he'll take your virgin ass if i'm not stop him.
Kaimax : h-how did you do that!? unbelieveable!!
Ramsus : yeah. now give us your servant,and go cry to momma,asshole!
Kaimax : shit.. Deleta! come here! *summoned Deleta*
Deleta appears from behind
Deleta : HEY!! I'm still fucking! dont summons me out you retard!!
The Girl : hurry up~~~ ahhhhhnnnn~~~!!
Deleta : yeah! I'm cumming!! this is the first time! YEAHHH!!!
Chuu : are you impotent?
Ramsus : too bad. i've cum 50x times in life!
Chuu : you two are retards! i'm cum 10 times in a day!
Ramsus & Deleta : ow shit..
Kaimax : what are you doing!? KILL THEM!!
Deleta : i'm tired. i have no mana. see ya! *runaway*
in the middle of runaway,Deleta stumbles with gizmo
gizmo : he-ya dude. wanna some beer? *burp*
Deleta : you drunken faggot! get off from me!
gizmo : man.. you're so sweet.. *burp* want to see my fucking pic?
Deleta : you're ugly like gorilla,how can a girl can have a sex with you!?
gizmo : just shut up,asshole. here's your pic. *burp*
Deleta : OHH!!! GREATTTT!!! my penis wakes up! how did you find this girl?
gizmo : no,man. i stole it from my friend. *burp* ya know,i'm a gay and i'm ugly like shit. no girls would fuck me,only grandmas and ugly simpson girl would do that *burp*
Deleta : *crying* oh.. poor you..
gizmo : i'm used to cum on this pic.
Spoiler:
Deleta : *nosebleed* WEIRDO! how can you cum with those strange picture!?
gizmo : i'm the one who make that doujinshi. i'm the bald ones. honestly,i cant cum,my penis is stucked since i got shot my penis shooted by a retard who maniacly hunts cockroach.
Deleta : you seems too weird for this story.
Chuu : man.. the story goes strange.
Ramsus : you're the one who writes it,idiot!
Chuu : i dunno what happens. when Jacob locked my thread,i lose my power
Ramsus : oh,the one you wanna rape,huh?
Chuu : oh! is that a compliment?
Ramsus : of course not,asshole!
Chuu : fuck you.
Kaimax : dont bad mouthed Jacob,or your FAKKU id will be banned and cant get more hentai!
Chuu & Ramsus : OH GOD!!!
Kaimax : what do you think Jacob appearance looks like now?
Spoiler:
Ramsus : hmm.. like this?
Kaimax : i agree
Chuu : now,the two of you will gets banned,fool
Ramsus & Kaimax : oh GOD!!!!!
York interferes with his weird-shit looking appearance
York : AHHHHH!!!!
Ramsus : f-fuck! what's that creature!?
Chuu : it's York,fool. you dont realize by his rat-smell-perfume?
Ramsus : you're right. he's been living with beast since he was born. it's true that he's the only Tarzan who exist in this modern city
York : *sniff *sniff* can i got some cheese? i'm hungry
Ramsus : no way,you rat! go steal some!
York : awww.. you shitload. allright then,can i got some hentai?
Chuu : what do you think your mammal-race-penis can fit into girls pussy?
Ramsus : afterall,you're only a rat. here's your pic!
Spoiler:
York : NOOO!!! THAT'S TOO HARDCORE!! MY PENIS WILL AWAKEN!!
Chuu : dumb. afterall,rat is always rat.
meanwhile..
Raze : HEY! help me gangbang this girl!
Chuu : look! it's Raze. he needs our help.
Ramsus : ok Kaimax. here's the deal. you go help him,subtitutes us. in the exchange,we gangbang your Servant,deal?
Kaimax : that girl looks pretty hawt.. OKAY THEN! it's a deal!
Chuu : heh..heh.. lunch time!
Raze and Kaimax gangbang other girl. while Chuu and Ramsus gangang his servant.
Chuu : OHH!! GREATTT!!! SO TIGHT! HER PUSSY!!
Ramsus : uhhhhh!! this is heaven!!
Servant Assasin : yes,yes,YES!! fuck me! fuck me harder!!
Chuu : i'm gonna CUM!!! YEAHHHH!!! FLOOD YOUR PUSSY!!
Ramsus : OHHHHH!!!! YESSSS!!!
Chuu and Ramsus done gangbang the Servant,while Raze and Kaimax spurt their cum and dried like a prune,what a fag. to be continued? okay then.
to be continued
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NOTE !! : no offense everyone. i'm just write an Unclear,Weird,Retarded story. just for killing time. no means for offense.
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Well you offended me. If your gonna make me get hard from animals at lest do it to the ones that actually do.
Foxes
Wolves
sometimes bats
Foxes
Wolves
sometimes bats
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York wrote...
Well you offended me. If your gonna make me get hard from animals at lest do it to the ones that actually do.Foxes
Wolves
sometimes bats
tmi friend.
Uh....this one was a lot more disturbing than the last one. Btw I found it weird you were having Waar trying to rape me as Waar and I get along pretty well. Not that I don't get along with everyone....well except for maybe Hibia but, that's probably just cuz he likes yelling at people as opposed to any particular dislike of me.
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Noutakun wrote...
I am SO glad I'm not in this story... aww shit.[font=Century Gothic][color=darkblue]you are in chapter 3[/color][/font]
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Waar
FAKKU Moderator
dude, i fucking rape... no wait that's you Chuu.
btw Chuu; do you really think I'm a hottie? thanks bud
btw Chuu; do you really think I'm a hottie? thanks bud
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Awesome. I was completely looked over. This teaches me that lurking and not posting really does work.
