Fakku TV Commercial, How would you want it?

So after seeing a couple of Playboy commercials watching Comedy Central at Midnight I thought why can't Fakku have a commercial.

This is how I would go about it. Feel free to post how you would want it.

V. 1.0.1

"Are you tired of regular porn? Feeling exhausted of the pornstars that have past their prime? Well, if the answer is yes do I have a treat for you. Here at Fakku, we are multi-cultural community that focuses on all things 2-D sexy. If you want art and the sexiness of girls that are in a beautiful Japanese Art Form. I suggest you join now."

Montage of the staff pillow fight pics.

Only way to go.

[color=#2e1a6b]Not sure about TV, but this could be a funny youtube video to put here:
https://www.fakku.net/about

There's plenty of space for it.

Fakku Commercial #1
Jacob and Waar feeding each other corn dogs while Tegumi is in the background face palming.

Fakku Commercial #2
Tsujo and Sindalf wrestle in tub of lube while Kaimax is referee. Gambler is holding up a fakku sign doing the harlem shake.

[size=14]I feel like these videos already exist somewhere in the depths of Jacob's Hard Drive. [/h]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=AJlYGgSRguE#t=151s

Isn't this good enough?

These have potential

In this i agree.

Mine:



We should have a tagline or something catchy for this commercial ad to work.

I had completely forgotten about this. But sadly it doesn't quite make it. I mean like a commercial like Mc or Bk do...Or better.

Ahhaha that's hilarious, who made that?

The creator of this site, Jacob.

Something like this:

Tsunderism:


Lose Weight with Fakku:

Jacob.

"Fakku; because 2D beats 3D. (Montage of anime girls beating the shit out of "3d" girls)"

"Horse race with staff and users"

Probably something about:
Scientists finding the source of the tentacle aliens that have been plaguing humanity for so long. They hire a Guide(starring mostflogged as Momoka) to guide them to the source so that they may obliterate it, but as they finally arrive at the source of the infestation, they are, well, conquered by the scenes of ecxtasy found at the spot. The video ends with a smiling Momoka walking towards the screen, saying"Two more converts to our grand family.", bending over to put her face(and boobs) up close to the camera(and thus your screen), and saying "When are you coming?"

Like:

That would be awesome. Does anyone have time to make that though???

What? Horse race or 2D beating 3D?

BOTH.

I don't care what you have in the commercial, as long as you have bears, doing wild bear things.