Faping Techniques

Use two hands if your crazy. No hands if your a pro.

I understand, perhaps I've been a little too aggressive. However, I did give a crystal clear example of what was required and I also had other experiences where I create a topic, people don't understand it, I explain it countless times and few more and people still don't understand.

Since I've pointed out before, this is Random, not IB. If you have nothing to say, people, say nothing at all. Now, to see if this topic catches wind, I'll lay out my entire setup.

As I've said, I use two browsers. Google Chrome as my main one and Firefox as the one to visit websites that should be kept private.

Tips for Firefox:



Last Tip:

If you like to keep track of all videos and images but, like me, you want to keep your PC clean, one very useful thing you could do is create an account on a certain website (I'm not sure if I can refer the one I consider best). If you do this, you can keep track of favorites in that website and, here's the kicker, you can upload videos you find and keep them private so you're the only one who can watch them. This will mean that your videos have a great chance of never being removed. You could also upload images, including entire doujinshi.

This is the kind of thing I was expecting...

I decided to keep the title short and I wanted that one because I thought people might drop by. After all, that's what Fakku is all about... So in order to keep the title used for shock value, I gave up one of my tips right away. I'm guessing not everyone read the third paragraph...

Anyway, I use CCleaner as well. It works even better than going to your browser and deleting the data. I don't recommend Private Tabs on their own but it always works as extra safety. Also, Private Tabs can get a bit annoying because if your browser crashes, you'll have to login again and collect all the pages you were browsing.

I'll brag about my main trick a little bit: On a certain website, which I will not name, I have an account with 650+ videos (all of them private), 700+ favorites (these belonging to other uploaders of course) and 700+ images of different categories (private as well).

Whenever I'm browsing the web and I see something I like, I use Flash Video Downloader and upload it to the website. Which brings me to my next point:

~ Axantum AxCrypt: this is a very, very easy to use program that allows you to add a password to any file (video, image, music, etc) so that it won't open without it. This means no one will be able to see anything you might have hanging around. It also as a feature to shred those same files which means, when you upload them or don't want them anymore, it deletes them in a second, in a much safer way than tossing them to the recycle bin.

[quote="Medzy"]https://www.fakku.net/manga/the-seven-fundamental-operations-english
This is fapping techniques (answering the topic)... What the op wants, however... Is to not be an idiot, but alas... It has already struck them hard.

ot: I watch porn on my facebook browser. I don't log out of facebook, I don't use ingocnito mode, I don't do shit. Only thing I have is adblock, mainly so I don't see those pesky porn adverts around fakku. The only reason is because if I'm on here around others, they don't know it's about porn till I tell them.
How do I manage to not randomly 'like' porn websites and videos? I'm not fucking retarded for one thing... There is a button which quite remarkably looks like the facebook like button... Hmm, that can't have anything to do with facebook, despite the facebook logo to the right of it.
Only time I've ever liked anything porn related, which got relayed to my facebook; is when jacob made the facebook integration thing on here, and I liked somebodies post, and a doujinshi for shits 'n' giggles. It did go to facebook, and I laughed.

Seriously, it's not that hard. I'd say my tips would be:
a) Don't be stupid
b) Use common sense
c) Don't press the pretty little button that looks a lot like the facebook like button, because it may incidentally turn out to actually be a facebook like button. Funny that.

Edit: I don't delete my history, because nobody uses my computer. If they go through the history, good for them. It's 90% facebook, car shit and/or forums

Surely tips a) and b) are the same thing...

Not even.

Webster disagrees...

1stu·pid
adjective \ˈstü-pəd, ˈstyü-\

: not intelligent : having or showing a lack of ability to learn and understand things
:not sensible or logical
:not able to think normally because you are drunk, tired, etc.

Surely a person with a common sense isn't stupid. And a person without one, is. Your comment is a whole lot of nothing.

Logic/ sensibility =/= common sense... I don't know where you pulled the idea that it is from.

One can be smart, and not have common sense.
Somebody can a deadshit, and have more common sense than you.

Fun fact: Common sense isn't common.
Knowledge isn't common sense, it's knowledge.

Wrong again. Sensibility is the quality of having a sense of reality. You are perhaps, confusing with sensitivity.

And again, I agree, knowledge isn't common sense. But that wasn't your initial stance. Your initial stance was «not being an idiot». To not be an idiot, you don't need knowledge, just common sense.

I dunno... Grab your dick and double click?

OT: Don't aim it on your keyboard.
Use your whole hand.

id·i·ot
/ˈidēət/
Noun
A stupid person.
A mentally handicapped person.

stu·pid
/ˈst(y)o͞opid/
Adjective
Lacking intelligence OR common sense.

If any further arguments, I'll probably be a few hours late. Have work now

- I like to write scripts to auto-download H-manga and doujins.
- I store all my H files on an tripple-encrypted external HDD with honeypot content. (Yes I like to know my porn safe!)

I normally just use my computer, but if there's a porno I want to get good sound on, or I just want to look at some REALLY FRACKEN HUGE drawings of naked women (hint: danbooru tag highres), I just load them up via a garden-variety USB stick onto my SmartTV. I know it sounds like product placement, but it's actually pretty cool- I haven't found a filetype it can't play yet.
That being said, the TV is a confusing piece of shit, like all smart TVs. Don't buy it unless you ain't got nothing else.
Oh, and if it's security you're worried about?
Search "pendrive linux" and go for one of the persistent distros. It's learning a whole new operating system, but it's absolutely secure against monitoring techniques, and, if you take enough time to be a little bit nerdy about it, will bust through any network blockage. (Protip: Search "Tor". Best damn secure browser ever.) Linux, again, is terrifically nerdy but good once you get the hang of it.

So are you guys gonna teach me new ways to stroke my dick and pretend to cum on woman ? Wait this isn't that type of thread ??? ....Kur Hur Zur

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