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Ethereal Dawn
15 years ago
Play dodgeball?

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Sorata
15 years ago
I think being an escort isnt as easy as it sounds, you will probably have more luck getting a job instead. I would say get a nice camera and then be a paparazzi and then break celebrity gossip for lots of money XD

A sample requirement for male escorts would be something like this:
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A Madam Vivian Man:
is 5' 10" - 6' 3" tall
is 25-45 yrs old
is extremely handsome
is not 'into himself', but is down to earth & friendly
practices excellent personal & sexual hygiene
has general non-sexual experience with women in daily life
is aware that sex is very often NOT included in appointments
has sexual experience with females & personal sexual control
is 100% heterosexual - not bi or gay.
will pass a psychological test
will pass a sexual health test
will pass a police record clearance test
will pass a test on sexual technique
portrays immaculate presentation (suit/tux)
has no scarring or deformities
is relatively well endowed, but not 'huge'
is 100% safety-minded (disease free)
is strong minded & emotionally mature
is well spoken & polite at all times, nice voice
preferably has no tattoos, very small may be ok
is well groomed, shaven, trimmed etc
has good education/ professional background
is reliable, honest & trustworthy
preferably is well travelled, has life experience
portrays confidence, not arrogance,
is charming & polite, mummy's pride!
is a good conversationalist
has a good sense of humour
has a true admiration of women

Contrary to the common male misconception, working as a male escort is not about getting plenty of sex.. it takes an exceptional man to cater to women at this level, and an elite male escort is expected to be whatever is required (within reason of course) - this is very often everything BUT actual penetration. So if you're applying to be able to have lots of sex, don't bother. A) you wont get it, and B) we would see right through you at the interview anyway. Our clientele is of a much finer quality than a general escort client.
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animefucker Lurker
15 years ago
find and take old stuff from orphanage donations and sell on ebay
i found 3 Polaroid cameras with film and two pc games. easy 1000dollars
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edibleghost
15 years ago
Become a hitman. It's surprisingly easy and cops have no idea how to solve a crime if it's not one of passion. Have at it bro.
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Space Cowboy
15 years ago
Get a fucking job, as I doubt you have what it takes to do any of what was mentioned before.
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Arbitor
15 years ago
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iast
15 years ago
Sorata wrote...
I think being an escort isnt as easy as it sounds, you will probably have more luck getting a job instead. I would say get a nice camera and then be a paparazzi and then break celebrity gossip for lots of money XD

A sample requirement for male escorts would be something like this:
Spoiler:
A Madam Vivian Man:
is 5' 10" - 6' 3" tall
is 25-45 yrs old
is extremely handsome
is not 'into himself', but is down to earth & friendly
practices excellent personal & sexual hygiene
has general non-sexual experience with women in daily life
is aware that sex is very often NOT included in appointments
has sexual experience with females & personal sexual control
is 100% heterosexual - not bi or gay.
will pass a psychological test
will pass a sexual health test
will pass a police record clearance test
will pass a test on sexual technique
portrays immaculate presentation (suit/tux)
has no scarring or deformities
is relatively well endowed, but not 'huge'
is 100% safety-minded (disease free)
is strong minded & emotionally mature
is well spoken & polite at all times, nice voice
preferably has no tattoos, very small may be ok
is well groomed, shaven, trimmed etc
has good education/ professional background
is reliable, honest & trustworthy
preferably is well travelled, has life experience
portrays confidence, not arrogance,
is charming & polite, mummy's pride!
is a good conversationalist
has a good sense of humour
has a true admiration of women

Contrary to the common male misconception, working as a male escort is not about getting plenty of sex.. it takes an exceptional man to cater to women at this level, and an elite male escort is expected to be whatever is required (within reason of course) - this is very often everything BUT actual penetration. So if you're applying to be able to have lots of sex, don't bother. A) you wont get it, and B) we would see right through you at the interview anyway. Our clientele is of a much finer quality than a general escort client.


That's some high class male escort might as well throw in: phD required. There are always lower class escorts...
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Rbz
15 years ago
I'll sell my soul to some spiritual nutjob on the web.
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Nashrakh Little White Butterflies Staff
15 years ago
Rbz wrote...
I'll sell my soul to some spiritual nutjob on the web.


Sell your body to me... I don't discriminate, I pay top dough, and you know it'll feel good, although you don't want it.
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Rbz
15 years ago
You can't afford my body. My soul is cheaper though, and it does household chores too.
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Roofie
15 years ago
Tribly wrote...
MoneyDRuffy wrote...
bobing wrote...
sell her body. ^_^

Fix'd.

Sexist.

Not at all.
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Rbz
15 years ago
Inventing a religion. L Ron Hubbard was a businessman to look up to.
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neko-chan
15 years ago
Hold your own pet rabbit hostage and threaten to eat him on youtube unless people donate enough money for you to go grocery shopping.

The secret is to have a really cute bunny, and always act like you are really desperate enough to eat him.
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Jmac "I'm a boob man"
15 years ago
Try this idea.

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GracefulDiscension.
15 years ago
The Jinx wrote...
GracefulDiscension. wrote...
The Jinx wrote...
gurumao2 wrote...
FUCK BITCHES, GET PAID!!


As illogical as this sound's it does work, it's how I made 50-60k a year for a while.


Getting paid for having sex? Where and when do I sign up?


Well not really getting paid to have sex more for "companionship" the sex is an added benefit. I was a male escort for a few years.


When and where do I sign up is all I'm asking
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zachwolf
15 years ago
GracefulDiscension. wrote...
The Jinx wrote...
GracefulDiscension. wrote...
The Jinx wrote...
gurumao2 wrote...
FUCK BITCHES, GET PAID!!


As illogical as this sound's it does work, it's how I made 50-60k a year for a while.


Getting paid for having sex? Where and when do I sign up?


Well not really getting paid to have sex more for "companionship" the sex is an added benefit. I was a male escort for a few years.


When and where do I sign up is all I'm asking


Wait! I have the perfect plan. Fakku should start its own male escort service.
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The Jinx
15 years ago
Sorata wrote...
I think being an escort isnt as easy as it sounds, you will probably have more luck getting a job instead. I would say get a nice camera and then be a paparazzi and then break celebrity gossip for lots of money XD

A sample requirement for male escorts would be something like this:
Spoiler:
A Madam Vivian Man:
is 5' 10" - 6' 3" tall
is 25-45 yrs old
is extremely handsome
is not 'into himself', but is down to earth & friendly
practices excellent personal & sexual hygiene
has general non-sexual experience with women in daily life
is aware that sex is very often NOT included in appointments
has sexual experience with females & personal sexual control
is 100% heterosexual - not bi or gay.
will pass a psychological test
will pass a sexual health test
will pass a police record clearance test
will pass a test on sexual technique
portrays immaculate presentation (suit/tux)
has no scarring or deformities
is relatively well endowed, but not 'huge'
is 100% safety-minded (disease free)
is strong minded & emotionally mature
is well spoken & polite at all times, nice voice
preferably has no tattoos, very small may be ok
is well groomed, shaven, trimmed etc
has good education/ professional background
is reliable, honest & trustworthy
preferably is well travelled, has life experience
portrays confidence, not arrogance,
is charming & polite, mummy's pride!
is a good conversationalist
has a good sense of humour
has a true admiration of women

Contrary to the common male misconception, working as a male escort is not about getting plenty of sex.. it takes an exceptional man to cater to women at this level, and an elite male escort is expected to be whatever is required (within reason of course) - this is very often everything BUT actual penetration. So if you're applying to be able to have lots of sex, don't bother. A) you wont get it, and B) we would see right through you at the interview anyway. Our clientele is of a much finer quality than a general escort client.


That's actually a lot like my job, Sex as I said was an added benefit. You are not going to get laid by every woman you meet, nor are you going to not get laid by every woman you meet. I did this job for 3 years some people want the companionship, or arm candy, others are looking for a good night out. For someone my age I'm well versed in sexual exploits because of this, experience, but then that is only a fraction of what my actual job was. This company that you are talking about seems to be a more high end escort service, something I would like to have been part of but then most of my work was done freelance through contact's and friends of friend's. I did some contract work as well.
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Waar FAKKU Moderator
15 years ago
snort coke off a hookers di..c... no wait; that the fastest way to lose money.
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Little~Dove
15 years ago
how about football player? lol
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jmason Curious and Wondering
15 years ago
Marry a very old and very rich bitch, and inherit her fortune when she dies, or quicker if you kill her and get away with it.

Or you can always line up for the lottery.
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