For Girls And Boys

[b]hey mebers of fakku
i know every person in the world has imagened there pefect somebody
it doesnt matter if your a girl or you are a guy you have done this before.
what i want to know is how does your love look like and what are there personality?

for me mainly i have a simple kind of girl,
skin color can be anything ( not prejudice)
black hair, dark black hair, straight hair, pink hair but depends on girl
pink eyes only if on a darker skinned girl but average brown or green eyes for everybody,
curvy but not to curvy and not too skinny but not obese ( i use that becuse chubby or plump girls are ok but obese is to far) here clothing mainly gothic attire or just black, no peircing and very little tatto ( just around genitilia and legs)

personality: quirky, sassy, cold, or spunky

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okay i think this is supposed to be part of the meet and greet section

She would have to be really ugly. Sorry but that's nonnegotiable.
Appearance? I want something that makes me think "Is that really human?" when I see her in the morning. Maybe she's always been ugly, or maybe she was burned horribly and became a multilimb amputee at an early age, either way is fine, as long as her final appearance is up to my standards.

As for quirks, she would need moderate to severe OCD just so that I could mess with her endlessly, I mean, what else is there to do in a relationship? Any IQ under 80 is acceptable, but higher and she won't do as she's told without question, and that's a real selling point for me.

Personality: Yandere, sorry, another nonnegotiable.

If she weighs under 350 lbs, she might as well stay home, I'm not looking for a goddamn stick figure to fuck here.

I think that about sums it up. Anyone interested?

you quite the romantic Mr Prez.

I have no such thing outside of black skin.. not racist, but i don't find blacks attractive. As long she not a tard or a mtv girl i can care less in my youth.. i found my woman already.

Hmmm let me think...

Well my absolute dream girl would be a cute short asian dfc girl with long black hair, likes to cosplay and has similar interest like me (eg anime, manga, video games, visual novels etc...). As for the character, she should be friendly and nice maybe a little bit dandere and it'll be beyond awesome if she would call me onii-chan~ :3333 That would be soooo hnnnnngggggg~ :333.



I know theres no girl like that out there buuuut well dreams are there for dreaming <3.

Women like in "Itazura Senyou Hanahira Seitokaichou" (Hanahira herself)

Or Kusunoki Sae from "The dream for your eyes". (Kimi no hitomini koi shiteru)

they are indeed fapworthy women.

If you mean RL, then Asian (perferable Japanese) with long black hair, dresses old fashioned (kimono's etc) Faithful/Loyal, but can also speak her mind when she wants to.

Umm, preferably Asian because I find them most attractive, but I'm open to any race really. Someone not too tall or too short so that kissing won't be too difficult standing up (for practicality reasons since I've had that issue before). Gender doesn't matter, I like both guys and girls. Preferably someone who can play (or maybe learn to play) tennis w/ me, would watch anime/hentai w/ me, and who enjoys sex and cuddling. Luckily my boyfriend is pretty much all those things ;>.

She would either have to be white or half-black, not asian or african or latina or anything else. Chubby/curvy is fine, but not fat and not uber skinny. She has to be shorter than me, someone I can pick on and tease. Her personality would have to be strong yet feminine. she wouldnt take shit from nobody, but I could do whatever I wanted to her and she'd love it. Big tits would be nice, but if the rest is perfect then any size works. her hair would be long, brown and curly, green eyes, and a sweet smile. she has to be quirky and have a love of videogames and superheros.
If you meet her... tell her who I am :P

Kureneko@OreImou, after Kyousuke breaks her heart ditching her for his annoying sister :p

or

Sakura@F/SN(HF-version), Fujino@Rakkyo

or

Meme(with twintails)@DenpaOnna, Mercie(with twintails)@Rotte

I normally despise people for being so unrealistic and detailed about people they pick to date. Since I'm writing this to describe someone that will never exist, it's okay. I put the descriptions in a paragraph format because listing them off would make this post way too long.

Appearance: I love dark brown hair and eye color doesn't matter, although bright blue eyes looks amazing with dark brown hair. Height wise, taller than me (5'3). I don't care how his body is built as long as he can actually move. Skin color wise? I wouldn't like a guy who is extremely pale. Hair can't be past the chin. His style of dressing would either be casual (regular colored hoodie and jeans) or classy-casual (button down shirts with jeans, etc). If he can pull off a leather jacket - that's a huge plus.

Personality: Someone who understands my need of personalized compliments over the "Oh, you're really cute" type of compliments. A guy who is sweet but has a a wild side because I have one. Someone who is intelligent but not completely full of himself. Tries to comfort me when I'm upset instead of trying to fix the problem. Doesn't criticize me every minute. A guy who is comfortable with himself. Hasn't been with 20+ women. A guy who is dominate in the bedroom but not too over-bearing out of the bedroom with his dominate side. Won't flirt with every girl around him. Most important: He wants a serious relationship.

Bonus points: I'm attracted to witty and dark humor, so it'd be amazing to have a guy that can make me laugh (think Anthony Jeselnik). Glasses. Gamer. Likes my music taste. Enjoys reading (besides Harry Potter). Enjoys coffee. He can speak another language. Wants to travel (besides Japan). Sarcastic. Knows how to sing or play an instrument.


Obviously, I've given this some thought before, but this list is sort of incomplete. Pardon me if some of this makes no sense; I'm insanely tired and I'm in need of some sleep.

WTF is this?

the dream guy/girl thread I guess :p

Seems more like "describe yourself and your impossible dream person in annoying detail" thread.

Impossible? I had a Kuroneko@OreImou, but looking much more like teen Merci@Rotte for 6 years, shared a Sakura@F/SN (again blonde damn it) for some hours, and a Meme@Denpa for almost a year... only with a cute too illegal boy instead of a hot legal daughter ;)

What in fuck's name are you talking about?

Of course it's an 'impossible' dream person! They don't exist! We are making them up in our heads. Some people are more detailed with their dream person than others. I thought it was a fun thing to think about. No one is supposed to reach Dream person standards. If this was a thread about real people standards I would understand your annoyance.

Some people get all serious in this thread though when it's supposed to be taken lightly.

I almost forget why I don't browse this section either.

For me, I don't know what I truly want.

I have actually never ever done that, even tho I have quite a wild imagination that never stops D: I just fall in love/get a crush on someone, thats it. And when I love/like someone (like atm my bf) he's my perfect somebody.
Everyone I've liked in my whole life have been totally different looking and different personalities. So I dont have "a dream guy", its just the way I feel about someone and the way they make me feel. The only similarity of my crushes (since I was like 12 or something) has been that every one of them has played games. Some just a little bit and some alot, but thats mostly because nearly everyone plays nowdays.

Hmm.. since I'm married to my idea of a close to perfect man.. I guess the only thing in my imagination would be my husband's look, build, personality and humor.. But in my head he has a higher sex drive, one to match my own. :3

Also, my husband has a perfectly healthy appetite for sex, maybe a little less than average.. It's just me who is the freak in this marriage...