Gifts to Humanity

During your lifetime, you are given the chance to "gift" one fact or thing that would help out the rest of humanity for the rest of its existence, what would it be? Could be anything, but lets try to keep it clean please.

I would give Humanity the gift of fusion, i.e. making it economically feasible.

Sense of humor. Only way to get you through life.

Making My Little Pony real, thus the end of all conflict for all eternity. You're welcome.

Granting mahou shoujo powers to fight the witches.

Grant everyone independence... myself included...

I loled at the crossed out Mahou Shoujo powers, not because it's horrible, but because I know what that references. But nice replacement.

Grant everyone with my sense of thinking, only through unity may we find peace.

Common sense. it's really not that common.

Definitely a system which would connect all human conscious into one single mind, in which everyone would understand each other without a need for words or actions. A human internet connection.

simple compassion...I does wonders

Dragons.



By nudging us out from the top spot on the food chain, it'll

-Truncate human population and keep it in check

-Force humans to set aside differences and work together, lest they become charbroiled mcnuggets, omnomnom

-Pour more resources into R&D, which is sorely lacking in comparison to other fields, in order to try and develop systems and weapons to defeat the dragons- which they never will- since they're fucking dragons.

-Teach mankind some sense of humility




Yeah, so.


Dragons.

A zombie apocalypse. With the way things are going now, society needs this.

I'd give humanity respect for Mother Nature. It seems we are all lacking it and soon we will suffer the consequences.

Hm, now that I think about it more, screw fusion. I'd gift the power of Telekinesis. Hoyah!

This sounds alot like what the final baddie from the latest star ocean wanted. Dumb ass Edge Maverick and co. disagrees

The Borg!


that would be the death of individuality.

At first, I thought you meant the ability to fuse our bodies together, like in DBZ.

In fact, that would be my gift to humanity. Imagine if the two smartest scientists in the world fused. In hours, they'd be able to come up with shit that would take either of them decades to do alone.

Plus, we'd get to see a ton of people doing a stupid dance. And if they screw up, fatties and old geezers that we can laugh at!

The gift of tolerance to the fellow man

The gift of experience, so they can do whatever they set their minds to do.

I would like to give the world the gift of exploration.

As long as we have something to strive for, we will eventually come together, I feel.