Going to the Moon

If you were an astronaut on a space mission to the moon, and you were only allowed to bring one thing along with you, what would it be?

Edit: This is in addition to the necessities for the mission. Chronus14 APPARENTLY needed clarification.

oxygen tank. duh?!
though i wanted to bring clothes coz' i don't wanna be naked.
(would my thing float when theres no gravity??)
and questions like this... i am little over it. o_O

I don't know about anyone else, but I'm bored of the "If you could go X, and only take X things, what would you take an why?" questions. Not on Fakku, but in general.

Why would you even want to go to the moon? There's nothing up there...

But in answer to the question, a jar. I would piss in it, then let the piss roam free to piss off annoy the others.

Anyhow, I would bring along a dead dog (no one ever asked for justification).

Still kicks the fuck out of the zombie apocalypse, apocalypse.

I know it's overused, but I am REALLY bored.

Cheese. You know, just in case it turns out that moon isn't made of it...

A portable Helium-3 refrigerator so that I can capture helium 3 on the moon to sell it for hundreds of millions when I get back.

Fap material.

I wanna see if my semen can break through the moon's gravity.

[font=segoe print bold]After clearing the question up in the 1st post I'd say a complete colonisation kit.
Hey, it's one thing ! It's one BIG box, duh. You can't argue with my superior reasoning.

I would bring a girlfriend to the moon!

You're board ? Really now ? I think I imagined something f'd up. Like this one.

high powered rail gun!

Hmm, reminds me of something... *puts piky finger in mouth*

A box full of my favorite things.

If a box with other items inside is not allowed, then a good camera.

A hen tie shirt, where that shit on the outside of my space suite.

I'd bring a camera so I can go nude and take pics.