Have you had a funny dirty dream? or sex dream gone wrong?
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I have had a few that seemed like it would be fun only to take a silly turn. One was a few years ago. I dreamed I was going to have sex with the guy I was dating. We were in my room and i was taking his pants off. He had balloons instead of a penis ! :,( Then I heard my mom coming home so i quickly took the balloons out and threw them in the trash and he left by going out window. I woke up kinda disappointed ha ha!
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SolidShark wrote...
Oh dear, mine always go wrong. Just when I am about to get laid I wake up.This. This every time. ლ(ಠ益ಠლ)
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i had a dream where i was dancing with someone, and brushed against their butt, and then came and then the dream ended. Luckily it was somehow not a wet dream.
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hmmm, i had a few, hard to remember.
well this one went like this:
i was in park, met nice girl,
she invited me in her house(at this stage i was like wtf is going on, this is not normal) we go in, start kissing.
Then in the mirror i see on the background some old hag sitting in chair(like uber old 200 years at least all wrinkles and stuff) and watching us.
Im like: wow you got old grandma. and then i notice something strange happening, i turn towards girl and shes turned to something tree like, and old hag starts to chant shit.
Mirror opens up portal to hell.
Hellspawns start to come in and try to kill me.
I rip hags head right off but she still lives. so i use sword that i grab from one of hellspawn to kill her whit overkill.
kill hellspawn in room and walk thru hellgate.
Start killing stuff and going down.
Just when i reach something interesting my alarm clock ticks.
I wake up, and im like: wtfff.... just when i got to interesting part.
well this one went like this:
i was in park, met nice girl,
she invited me in her house(at this stage i was like wtf is going on, this is not normal) we go in, start kissing.
Then in the mirror i see on the background some old hag sitting in chair(like uber old 200 years at least all wrinkles and stuff) and watching us.
Im like: wow you got old grandma. and then i notice something strange happening, i turn towards girl and shes turned to something tree like, and old hag starts to chant shit.
Mirror opens up portal to hell.
Hellspawns start to come in and try to kill me.
I rip hags head right off but she still lives. so i use sword that i grab from one of hellspawn to kill her whit overkill.
kill hellspawn in room and walk thru hellgate.
Start killing stuff and going down.
Just when i reach something interesting my alarm clock ticks.
I wake up, and im like: wtfff.... just when i got to interesting part.
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I was having intercourse with my girlfriend then a blunt metal object hit me and died...i felt being brutally cheated by a yandere couple.
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I remember a sex dream a long time ago, before I met my wife.
In the dream I was having passionate kisses with a girl, but I couldn't see her face. She was like in heat because she was pinning me down and being more passionate by the second. Before I knew it I as naked and felt like having sex, but I couldn't see her, just a silhouette and we were in a pure white room. I could feel her love for me and was not letting me go.
In the dream I was having passionate kisses with a girl, but I couldn't see her face. She was like in heat because she was pinning me down and being more passionate by the second. Before I knew it I as naked and felt like having sex, but I couldn't see her, just a silhouette and we were in a pure white room. I could feel her love for me and was not letting me go.
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id say sex dream gone wrong few different ones actually
one was very short I was floating in darkness completely naked it was almost total darkness only light I saw was glimmers and reflections from the thousands of knives surrounding me like being in space except with blades instead of stars
and there was a group of naked women all holding hands around me below me was a flat panel of blood and I don't know who's it was I assumed it was me but I didn't feel any cuts or injuries and I just floated there not moving the girls where chanting it was actually kinda soothing personally
now that might not be the case to some but that was actually one of my most gentlest dreams I ever had on a different case though there was this other dream I had where I was banging some girls mom and she grew up and found me then she got "intimate" with me
for those who like details
[spoil] at first she pulled me into the bathroom pulled my pants down and shoved me into the stall then sat right on top of my dick after that I just kinda went with the flow of things and started nailing her doggy style and against the wall then later on we went to a hotel and I nailed her again in similar ways I nailed her mother years before[/spoil}
one was very short I was floating in darkness completely naked it was almost total darkness only light I saw was glimmers and reflections from the thousands of knives surrounding me like being in space except with blades instead of stars
and there was a group of naked women all holding hands around me below me was a flat panel of blood and I don't know who's it was I assumed it was me but I didn't feel any cuts or injuries and I just floated there not moving the girls where chanting it was actually kinda soothing personally
now that might not be the case to some but that was actually one of my most gentlest dreams I ever had on a different case though there was this other dream I had where I was banging some girls mom and she grew up and found me then she got "intimate" with me
Spoiler:
for those who like details
[spoil] at first she pulled me into the bathroom pulled my pants down and shoved me into the stall then sat right on top of my dick after that I just kinda went with the flow of things and started nailing her doggy style and against the wall then later on we went to a hotel and I nailed her again in similar ways I nailed her mother years before[/spoil}
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usually i don't even get to the sex part, just making out and as soon as things get exciting i wake up
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SolidShark wrote...
Oh dear, mine always go wrong. Just when I am about to get laid I wake up.Exact. Same. Thing.
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I once dreamed I was in the "Flesh Gordon" movie, having adventures and keeping shit together back on Earth despite the Sex Ray while Flesh & Co went off to stick it to Emperor Wang.
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Of all the sex dreams I've had, it's always involved females except for one in which I ran away before anything happened. Weird thing is, I'm not really into women, at least beyond a physical level. And I don't know if this counts as funny or just fucking nasty, but I was doing it with this older broad in a dream once and I decided to try going down on her, but I didn't get past a lick because she tasted like salty nickels.
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one time i was dreaming that i was fishing on a boat. there was a girl frying some fishes, and then she started rubbing the fried fish on her boobs...
I woke up with a massive boner and a strange dessire of having fried fish for breakfast.
I woke up with a massive boner and a strange dessire of having fried fish for breakfast.
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I keep on having dirty dreams with big-breasted women I personally know in real life at this specific love hotel room.They're always relatively the same,pinning me down and giving tit-fucks and me fucking them passionately soon after.This is where it get's different:With every woman I fuck,it's a different position everytime.
And as usual,as I almost climax,I wake up.;_;
And as usual,as I almost climax,I wake up.;_;
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I once had a dream about having sex with my mom....
Its was really weird since im a girl... ;n;
I dont remember much, but i remember flirting with my mom and the fact we had sex....
/help
Its was really weird since im a girl... ;n;
I dont remember much, but i remember flirting with my mom and the fact we had sex....
/help
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Yeah and it was weird. I had actually made it to having sex with a girl in my dream without waking up, and as we did 'it' I briefly closed my eyes. When I opened them the girl had turned into my brother but I did what you usually do in dreams and just rolled with it. I'm not gay and would definitely never do it with my brother but at the same time I didn't really care lol
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The night I met my dad's long lost daughter (my half-sister), I lucidly dreamed of getting to second base before I shook the dream somewhere else. Just happened to be my default superhero scenario.
P.S.Guess it makes sense that I found her attractive, because my family has natural good genes: men are athletically chiseled and the women are generally well endowed and curvy.
P.S.Guess it makes sense that I found her attractive, because my family has natural good genes: men are athletically chiseled and the women are generally well endowed and curvy.
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Gravity cat
the adequately amused
SolidShark wrote...
Just when I am about to get laid I wake up.I wake up as I put it in and start to thrust.
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Holoofyoistu
The Messenger
I've had my cat wake me up right before I had a three way with Robert downy jr. And my step sister. That cat saved my ass so hard.
