How do you clean up after yourself?

Well after a healthy bout of Fakku!, what do you do to clean up? Do you shower? Did you preemptively prepare tissues?

I have a personal imouto to clean me up.

I shed this mortal coil and get a new one.

Personal maid to scrub my back but for some reason, I end up dirtier than before

I have my onee-chan come and lick it clean

I just you know, let it drip everywhere so my fellow comrades can slip and fall all over it.

I keep a towel from when I wash my hair and stow it next to my bed. I use that. It's reusble and washable.

I use it as fertilizer, since I'm a tree hugger.

toilet paper

also sometimes a shower

I clean up after myself with a broom, sometimes a vacuum and duster. For cleaning tight areas/electronics I use a can of air.

I wash my hands in the sink. then I dry them off.

I don't fap to hentai.

I used to do that but found it impossible to wash out. It just sticks to fabric like crazy.


Toilet paper made it even messier for me...I think it dissolved and bits got everywhere.

I aim for the trash can 6 feet away then I wash my hands

Paper towels

only thing thick enough and disposable so it doesn't stick and cause a mess.

though i dont use fakku for fap material most of the time anyways. mainly ex

I use the happy sock. it's extra thick, made for wearing with boots.

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I just clean out my oni-hole, I can't go back to the old way anymore lol

My Favorite One

Shower is the best for me

I've tried literally all of the methods here, and tissues usually work better than TP. Showers nice if you have the time, but it's really messy until you reach it. if you actually fap in the shower that's pretty relaxing, and clean up is nonexistent.... but then you can't usually get pornses. if you're lazy and have cash, I'd just buy some condoms. There's nearly mess then, and it's a bit nicer, usually.