How many times do you masturbate a day?

once in a few days - week days
once or twice a day - on weekends

Ahaha, reminds me of the user who posted in the other masturbation thread yesterday who admitted to being thirteen. Wasn't even five minutes and that post... and poster were long gone. XD

Couldnt tell you TBH! I kind of just lose myself in the moment, Mind goes blank and all that. :S

Sometimes I go cold for a week and another time I might completely spazz out and cant stop.

whenever. i've had lots on shit to do lately so not much.

Once or twice a day

Twice a day. Even if I can go for more when bored with nothing else to do, or less if I'm busy.
It could seem extremely strange for some, but I guess I, and some other regarding their answers, are not doing it when horny or anything, but like a timekiller or something like this.
It's like "With all the fap material Fakku is providing us, why wait to be horny to do it, eh ?"

1-3 times a day. I once went until I ran out. Then it wasn't even interesting.
It was like just sitting there. No matter how hard you try, it just wouldn't reach the top.

That's usually what happens on the instances when I do it more than once a day. When it's so easily, and readily available why not? XD

And when you keep it in for like a week and then do it. BAM! waterjet!!

WATERJET????
:D:D

Shoudlve posted this sooner but meh.

And no, it's not a "water" jet... xD

Once, unless I got some that day then none.

Damn it I missed something funny. What did the post say?

He was talking about how he just recently masturbated for the first time, but almost nothing came out and it was a clear liquid and asked what anyone thought about it, but someone got to it because five minutes later it was gone. XD

can i say 2 times a day?

Yeah,you can

over 9000...but seriously on weekends about 8-12 times a day,weekdays about 4

me too

O_O holy shit what kinda drugs are you on?

once or not at all, it kind of depends on what's new at fakku too, lol