How much privacy do you need to fap?

So I got to wondering how much privacy people need to fap. I lock my door and turn on my fan to drown out any noise that might be made during my session.

I don't even have a door to my room, dawg.

Wait, I thought masturbation was a group activity

Not a whole lot. I shut my door if I know someone else is in the house, and similarly I will turn the volume down on my computer. I'm not so much embarrassed or ashamed, but rather humble. No need to broadcast what I'm doing in my room.

No one around, I keep my door open and have the volume up as loud as I choose to. Only ones who will know are my cats. I'm sure my cats have managed to sneak in a few times when I've been in my room masturbating. They'll get over it. :P

Using headset, lock the door, preparing my hand.

Fapping initiated.

Not much. Having lived in the dorms, I have found ways to be sneaky and quiet about it. But I will usually do it alone or with a sexual partner around.

Having lived with room mates for a while, I've learned to lower my standards when it come's to privacy. Usually all I need is to be sure that everyone is asleep and that all lights are off. Once those conditions are met, I just fap away. If I'm watching a video, I use earphones, but only on one ear just in case anyone wakes up. Absolute privacy is always appreciated, though.

I do it with the door open and people in the next room, so not much

no one at home but me

None, i fap in the shower or the five min i have alone.

Either when I'm home alone, or around 2-3am when everyone else is asleep.

You fail to implement your username.

I just close the door to my room and start a yanking on mah junk under the covers with my laptop on my chest.

i just need to closed the door and do it.. no one dare to enter my room..

As long as nobody sees what I'm doing.

^this^

never too little privacy to fap.

Pretty much the same with this. Although when I'm alone in the house I lock my ferret first before I start waxing my carrot - he tends to climb on me and disrupt my sessions.

As long as there aren't people around to witness me doing it.

Which usually involves me locking up myself in my room and turning on some music if I do it on my bed (it tends to creak rather loudly), if there is anyone else in the house. The standard setup from what I'm seeing here.

Not really much more then that.