How To Hide Your Porn

My friends ask me "Dude! how the hell do you hide your porn?" Then, I smack them in the face and say "Dude, what the shit kinda question is that?" Then I give them a long explanation of everything that was wrong with that question... (if you know me you understand).
Anyway since people seem to have a problem with this, I thought that i'd give you all a helpful little guide! Hide your porn with these easy steps! Enjoy!

i hide my porn pretty good

i go into my room and there is this small button under my desk ans when u press it nothing happens but then i walk over to my bed then lay there and say my three fav words "suck me baby" then my entire room folds into porn heaven theres atleast 100 megazins on 1 shelf and a aray of porn dvd's on tthe other suiting ur taste a good 250 o them..=]

i hide it in my dvd tray

i havnt had material porn in years

i have a few dvds from a few years ago but as long as theres porn on the internetz im good

also the dvds are in my dvd player

everybody fears to touch my expensive stuff

Things in my room are like pirate treasure. You can't find anything unless you already know where it is. If you saw my room you'd understand.

Lol this reminds me of the porn2000 computer or something like that. That was the best video ever.

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i don't collect real porn just hentai, and they're in a passward protected folder so.....

no worries

Use TrueCrypt to encrypt your porn if you are really paranoid. :wink: http://www.truecrypt.org/ The website has the program which is free, as well as screen shots and tutorials on using it.

My porn is hidden in this direct path

C:\Users\Devin\Files\School\English101\reports

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i lol'ed

never fails me.

I lol'd, but I don't think that's your image there.

Of course it's not, otherwise you'd know where I hide my porn.

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that vampire porn folder's pretty visible

i don't hide my pr0n :roll:

cousin sal the diabetic?

lol

behind my bruce lee poster

I would click "Cousin Sal the Diabetic" and then find your Vampire Porn we would have a long talk xD

Mines fairly easy but password protected. Most my friends know I have hentai though... Hmmmmmm....

C:\Documents and Settings\Aaron\My Documents\My Received Files\HMGmxINU01\(games)

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how about

Desktop\Nate's Hentai Collection

:P