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Shawn2005x
15 years ago
well i can point out a cpl issues with that idea...

1. you can get wicked bad friction burn.
2. you pillow will be all stained and stink nasty
3. your hand cant be stained.
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tswarthog The Iconoclast
15 years ago
kenjiharima wrote...
Before there was no Dakimakura anime covers, I had to close my eyes and imagine.
Now I just look at my Dakimakura.


Gotta love advancements,
For example the Zune may be good for listening to music but it really shines through in "...other" area's.
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Jup
15 years ago
If you're a girl humping a pillow it's not so bad.
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Kitten_nyan
15 years ago
Dry humping people is fun ~ more so if they are willing :3
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rokushou
15 years ago
I tried, but didn't get anything after about 10 minutes, so I stopped.

It seems that willpower and imagination plays a great role here.. hurr..
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animehot2
15 years ago
nothing i kinda hoped it would turn me on but nothing *sob sob*
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rokushou
15 years ago
animehot2 wrote...
nothing i kinda hoped it would turn me on but nothing *sob sob*


do that while watching some hentai or actual pr0n, and use your imagination a bit.

good fap!
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znxbcv2121
15 years ago
I did it to a body sized teddy bear when I was seven (or six. I was in kindergarten), until I was caught doing it and my parents took it up.

After my bear was taken away, I did it with two stacked pillows, with pictures of naked girls beside me when I did it. I did it until I outgrew the pillows.

Now I got my hands doing the job.
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DangoPupp
15 years ago
znxbcv2121 wrote...
I did it to a body sized teddy bear when I was seven (or six. I was in kindergarten), until I was caught doing it and my parents took it up.


We lived the same child-hood. o.o
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animehot2
15 years ago
for me i like lotion or oil a do a hand job
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imboredd
15 years ago
animehot2 wrote...
for me i like lotion or oil a do a hand job

hmmmm very interesting.... i must ponder this
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zachwolf
15 years ago
Anomalouse wrote...
Ok, ridiculous amounts of T.M.I. here, if you don't want to hear me discuss my body or my weird habits in excessive detail DO NOT READ THIS SPOILER:
Spoiler:
If I'm not mistaken most guys get erect on a plane perpendicular to their bodies; I do not do that. I've spent my entire life sleeping on my stomach and because of that my dick has "shifted" to the point it erects parallel to my body. As such, it's pretty easy for me to hump things, I can get erect and you'd never see a bulge in my pants, and I've actually adopted a girl-like masturbation technique (I grip the lower half and squeeze/rub slightly with one hand while I use the other hand to rub the top half much like girls rub their clitoris's).

So, in theory, I think I could hump a pillow, lickity split. The problem is that I've got random personal hygiene quirks, one of which is keeping pillows nice and clean, and I could NEVER rest my head where I'd put my dick or even the crotch of my pants.

However, I'm PERFECTLY comfortable lying in bed in the prone position, sliding my hand in my underwear/pajamas and fapping as I snuggle a pillow, and while I don't have a dakimakura...
<deepbreath>
[size=2]IhavethisoldsecurityblanketthatI'veownedmyentirelifeandnevergotridofandalthoughit'sgottentornupandknottedover21yearsit'snowroughlythesizeofaperson'shead[/h]
<deepbreath>
[size=2]SoeverynightIsleepwithitandsnuggleitlikesomeone'sinbedwithmebecauseit'ssosoftandcomfortingandIloveitsomuch[/h]
<deepbreath>
[size=2]AndnowI'mafraidtogetagirlfriendbecauseontopofstillsleepingwithmyoldblankieeverynightI'mintoabunchofreallyfuckedupfetisheslikeBDSMandIdoubtanygirlwouldstaywithmeaftefindingoutallofthat[/h]
<deepbreath>
[size=2]SofornowIfapatleastonceaweekandmypreferredthingistowatchabunchofstuffonmycomputerbeforewalkingovertomybedandlyingdownandsnugglingmyoldblanketasIfinishup.[/h]


Soooo....Are you like that one guy in "The Producers"
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gizgal
15 years ago
zachwolf wrote...
Anomalouse wrote...
Ok, ridiculous amounts of T.M.I. here, if you don't want to hear me discuss my body or my weird habits in excessive detail DO NOT READ THIS SPOILER:
Spoiler:
If I'm not mistaken most guys get erect on a plane perpendicular to their bodies; I do not do that. I've spent my entire life sleeping on my stomach and because of that my dick has "shifted" to the point it erects parallel to my body. As such, it's pretty easy for me to hump things, I can get erect and you'd never see a bulge in my pants, and I've actually adopted a girl-like masturbation technique (I grip the lower half and squeeze/rub slightly with one hand while I use the other hand to rub the top half much like girls rub their clitoris's).

So, in theory, I think I could hump a pillow, lickity split. The problem is that I've got random personal hygiene quirks, one of which is keeping pillows nice and clean, and I could NEVER rest my head where I'd put my dick or even the crotch of my pants.

However, I'm PERFECTLY comfortable lying in bed in the prone position, sliding my hand in my underwear/pajamas and fapping as I snuggle a pillow, and while I don't have a dakimakura...
<deepbreath>
[size=2]IhavethisoldsecurityblanketthatI'veownedmyentirelifeandnevergotridofandalthoughit'sgottentornupandknottedover21yearsit'snowroughlythesizeofaperson'shead[/h]
<deepbreath>
[size=2]SoeverynightIsleepwithitandsnuggleitlikesomeone'sinbedwithmebecauseit'ssosoftandcomfortingandIloveitsomuch[/h]
<deepbreath>
[size=2]AndnowI'mafraidtogetagirlfriendbecauseontopofstillsleepingwithmyoldblankieeverynightI'mintoabunchofreallyfuckedupfetisheslikeBDSMandIdoubtanygirlwouldstaywithmeaftefindingoutallofthat[/h]
<deepbreath>
[size=2]SofornowIfapatleastonceaweekandmypreferredthingistowatchabunchofstuffonmycomputerbeforewalkingovertomybedandlyingdownandsnugglingmyoldblanketasIfinishup.[/h]


Soooo....Are you like that one guy in "The Producers"

HA yeah.
Hey no worries about that "spoiler" stuff, man. You could always make it into a throw pillow or something. ;p
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PhoenixDeath
15 years ago
znxbcv2121 wrote...
I did it to a body sized teddy bear when I was seven (or six. I was in kindergarten), until I was caught doing it and my parents took it up.

After my bear was taken away, I did it with two stacked pillows, with pictures of naked girls beside me when I did it. I did it until I outgrew the pillows.

Now I got my hands doing the job.

*sniff* PRAISE TO YOU!
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zeroxnight
15 years ago
Ayanami00 wrote...
....all i can say is i love being a girl :)


i hope you are a girl, that turns about every dude on
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Anomalouse
15 years ago
zachwolf wrote...
Soooo....Are you like that one guy in "The Producers"


Never saw that, could you explain?

gizgal wrote...
You could always make it into a throw pillow or something.


Couldn't, too delicate, it was knitted.
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gizgal
15 years ago
Anomalouse wrote...
zachwolf wrote...
Soooo....Are you like that one guy in "The Producers"


Never saw that, could you explain?

gizgal wrote...
You could always make it into a throw pillow or something.


Couldn't, too delicate, it was knitted.


Hmm. If it's knitted, frame it? o_o?
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TenderGuy
15 years ago
Right when I hit puberty, that was practically all I did. Now, it just doesn't do it for me anymore. It's kind of sad really. I think my mind has been warped and I don't get any excitement from stealing a pillow away into the bathroom anymore...

... yeah. Remember kids, your parents will be on to you if you were stupid like me. Just sayin'.
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