I Had A Dream! ABOUT GOD!

I was anally raped by god last night. I know. I know. I'm an atheist right. But the good lord found me in my dreams. While god was raping me Jesus stuck his you know what in my mouth. I couldn't help but feel enlightened as this was occurring. I know it sounds gay but it isn't trust me. Because I was an atheist I resisted of course and that's the only reason I call it rape. It was a pleasant experience and I hope the good lord will find you all as he did me.

Troll try harder

lol, I like this, but the quality isn't that good. 1/10

I was expecting a explanation as to why the above isn't gay but I failed to receive one. Just because God and Jesus are "superior beings"(lol) doesn't give them the right to anal rape men and still be considered straight at the same time.

Still, the thought of the all-seeing sugar daddy in the sky appearing before you just to rape you made me laugh.

Atheism FTW.

I was fooled for a sec and kind of convinced you were grover~o_O;; Before I saw the post count~

You should witness to people.

I can'tr help but laugh while reading this.