I hate kids.

Today my mom had a visit by her friend who of course had to bring her retarded kids alongside.
I swear, never in my life have I experienced such extreme examples of horrible parenting.
So around 5 pm I was in my room in front of the computer (chilling on 4chan) when the kids of satan came in and asked if they could play on my ps3, I let them.
2mins later I see one of the kids brining in a big piece of cake WITHOUT a plate. Trying not to be an annoying Adult, i ignored it. Afterwards I asked him to take the crumbs, his reply was "fuck you" after that I hear his sister behind me stepping on something, I turn around. And it was my (super rare and expensive) fatal fury manga. And the third kid was like "yeah shut the fuck up". When I told him to leave, he SLAPPED my Ps3!
That's where I couldn't take anymore, I grabbed the little fuckers hand and threw him (literally) out of the room. The one who was stepping on my manga, was unfortunately a girl, so I couldn't throw her as well. When her brother was out of the room, she began screaming and swearing at me and telling me that my mom was a whore.

Then I told her mother, and she was gone.
Probably the worst guests I've ever had. Luckily; my fatal fury manga is still in one piece. Barely that is.

I like kids. They are cute - sometimes.

when my two cuz touched my manga books then was trowing them around bc i told them not to touch the books one of them riped a page 10 mins later i tie them both up taped there mouth and left them hanging out side on a tree branch in the back and that was the last time they pissed me off =)

I should've taken their limbs and used them to penetrate their parents.

Yeah, I noticed that plenty of kids are raised awfully these days. It's goddamn annoying. Although I don't mind the ones that were raised well so much.

Tell them their adopted and that you fucked their mother.
Also that shes terrible in bed.

QFT

Im very neutral with kids. I don't mind them playing around because thats what kids do, but if they think they can do whatever they want aound my area and not get punished, they have another thing comming. I love kids but I have no problem putting them in check if I have to.

I had this issue before, but thank God not anymore, seems like they grown up and all ... but my next challenges in life will be when my 2 brothers and older sister gets children, then I gotta be more tough.

I don't blame the children for anything anymore, if all it is the parents that needs their asses kicked.

kids can be pretty adorable but over time they get so fucking annoying jfc

This is why I am a painter.
I always carry paint and throw it at whiny kids.

totally genius

This is why you don't let kids just "be themselves".
Unless they aren't naturally a bunch of rude little fuckers

Boo hoo some kids stepped on a furry manga owned by a furfag.
Edit:
Lol neg rep. This gives me a boner.

Boo hoo you! Do you realize what I went trough to get that?!

You are acting like it's the end of the world when it's not.

I'm not acting like it's the end, I'm just whining over a little loss.

So you are acting like a child would over stupid situations such as spilt milk.