I have a big problem
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Gravity cat
the adequately amused
subzero2039 wrote...
still can't stop the boner problem thanks people's.Bash one off in your spare time.
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Flexing your arm or leg for 20-30 seconds makes boners go away.
You don't know how helpful this tip has been to me, especially in public places.
But honestly, just tell her that you'd love to fuck her, but that's at far as it goes. She'd either accept it or pretty much hate you. So ehh, it sort of works both ways for you! (:
You don't know how helpful this tip has been to me, especially in public places.
But honestly, just tell her that you'd love to fuck her, but that's at far as it goes. She'd either accept it or pretty much hate you. So ehh, it sort of works both ways for you! (:
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Takerial
Lovable Teddy Bear
Chuckyy wrote...
Flexing your arm or leg for 20-30 seconds makes boners go away.You don't know how helpful this tip has been to me, especially in public places.
But honestly, just tell her that you'd love to fuck her, but that's at far as it goes. She'd either accept it or pretty much hate you. So ehh, it sort of works both ways for you! (:
You start off alright.
And then you go full retard.
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subzero2039 wrote...
Well I like her I discovered lol.. I assume I was in denial. See she is a great friend I don't want to lose a friendship. But yeah we are dateing now still can't stop the boner problem thanks people's.Congrats.
Now to bang her, maybe it will help your boner problems!
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Your body is simply being an ass take your feeling of excitement and shoot it.
Right in the dam face...your welcome
Right in the dam face...your welcome
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As far as the raging hard on is concerned, you're a human, and a male no less, your body is at the mercy of reproductive organs practically designed by a committee. Your endocrine system (hormones and the like) has a startling effect on your mind. When people say that love is all about chemistry they're fairly close to the mark on a literal definition. I hope I'm not telling something you hadn't already heard from your parents. The same old song and dance of it being your body and only natural. Eventually your body will become used to it and hopefully that won't ruin things since the jolly you got out of it being a new and exciting phenomenon will have dulled.
As cold as it may sound, getting used to something is often a sign that you're going to grow bored with it. I know that some of the more romantic types may disagree and say that my reduction of things down to chemical highs and inevitable lows undermines the romanticism of love itself, and perhaps that I'm a bit cynical, but do yourself a favor and enjoy your awkward boners because they're the fleeting essence of love itself.
Oh yes, and have fun.
As cold as it may sound, getting used to something is often a sign that you're going to grow bored with it. I know that some of the more romantic types may disagree and say that my reduction of things down to chemical highs and inevitable lows undermines the romanticism of love itself, and perhaps that I'm a bit cynical, but do yourself a favor and enjoy your awkward boners because they're the fleeting essence of love itself.
Oh yes, and have fun.
