i want to give up.

mangaka350 · 2010-06-17T05:08:29+00:00

Spoiler:There are many telltale signs of Wapanese, the biggest being that they will refer to one other as otaku and employ their distinctive dialect (see above). Other warning signs include: * Being culture parasites, leeching off the history of Japan but ignoring the fact the Allied Powers won World War II for a reason. (For fun, bring up the nuclear blast in conversation should it get too boring.) * Collecting samurai swords and posing in photos with them. * Denying that America did a service to the world by nuking those rice-eating faggots. * Finding "Harem Animu" funny. * Hanging out with Asians in the arcade, playing DDR (choosing the same overplayed songs nonstop), Tekken (every weeaboo's, emo's, fag's, and button-masher's favorite fighting game) or Initial D. It's not hard to spot the odd one out there. * Having more than three hair colors. * INSISTING on watching their anime in Japanese with subtitles, because unlike you, they can "understand it" and can't stand dubbed voices (BAKA!) * Listening to shitty J-Rock bands nobody has ever heard of and believing that every male in Japanâ„¢ is a hermaphroditic transvestite. * Living in a Zen Buddhist monastary or some other Japanese religious tradition in Japan for many years * Looking nothing like the anime characters they dress as, rather the exact opposites. * Soliciting a Grizzly Adams-type hippy communal lifestyle, * Stubbornly defending Japan's long history of IRL banhammering other races. * Tending to have racist and nationalistic prejudice against any other Asian country that isn't Japan, common targets being China, Evildoer Korea, and Good Korea. * Wanting to take in the local Asian culture festival every spring, no matter how viciously dull it is. * Watching The Jonny show * Username and/or 99.9% of their friends list's names ending in "u", "i" or "-chan". * All Wapanese have at least one account on Gaia Online or any other dumb fucking Asian-themed game site and tend to discuss ethnicity, politics and religion as if they know what the fuck they're talking about. * As most Wapanese cannot hoard enough Gaia gold to get to Japan, the yearly ComicCon in San Diego is the next best place to parade oneself around as a dumbfuck. * For potential lulz, mention that America ironically made peace with Japan only after nuking it, and that Japanese culture has essentially been a ripoff of American culture ever since (no srsly, everyone there under the age of 50 is a basically reverse weeaboo). Step back and enjoy. For additional points, make a joke about it being odd that they didn't like Little Boy (unless they do). * For even more lulz, mention the Rape of Nanking or the Bataan Death March and watch them deny it like Ahmedinejad does the Holocaust. * The female Wapanese will often opt for a Lolita dress for their copious bodyfat to spill out of. Most likely will be worn with striped socks and Hot Topic $20 shoes. * If not saving up for the Lolita dress, buying the cheaply made Hot Topic version and wearing it 24/7. * If they're a really rich nerd, they might be carrying a little Dollfie around with them dressed up in their own meticulously hand-sewn clothing imported from New Jersey. * Has an account on Crunchyroll, a JewTube wannabe site infested with Japanophiles and/or Koreanophiles. * The voice in your Political Science lecture (or your Media Studies lecture, or your Economics lecture, or your homemaking course, or your Spanish class, or talking to the bus driver) saying "THAT'S INTERESTING BECAUSE IN THIS SHOW CALLED APPLESEED EX MACHINA THE JAPANESE GOVERNMENT BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH" while you die inside will come from a weeaboo, no exceptions. * Their life dream is not only to go to Japanâ„¢, but also to break into the anime, manga or video game industry. * Wapanese are inconsistent with their bathing, as they have no time for such concerns. They are usually too busy fondling themselves to tentacle porn, eating sushi, cheap ramen shit or buying anime figurines from the Internets. * Wapanese insist on using chopsticks to consume everything from hamburgers to aspirin. * Refusal to admit that the Master Race won the war for a reason. * Their life dream is not only to go to Japanâ„¢, but also to break into the anime, manga or video game industry. so im one those weaboos ey? gee reading this feels like i want to cancel my dream to go to japan and become the first fillipino to make an anime movie of... - panday/the blacksmith - the divine comedy - inferno - K-ON the movie so i want to give up or not?......

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so?

mangaka350

15 years ago

Longevity wrote...

Give up loser. You are a failure at life. So please don't try we don't want the crappy thread that you will make after you fail horribly.

lol wut?

*headbangs*

ClownCrown20

15 years ago

hahahaha.That was funny.

Koko7

15 years ago

Fuck them move forward bro! Im gonna go to japan to help make video games and an online friend is gonna pursue probably everyones(including mine at one point) Of being a Mangaka! So just keep moving forward and focus on your dream~ It will surely be a reality if you believe in it. (Cheesy I know but true)

Saki-Man

15 years ago

i want to be a mangaka or a comic book artist but i dont consider myself a wapanese or weebo whatever you call them. just a fun guy with pencils. and neither are you dammit, live the dream, mwuahahhahaa

langying

15 years ago

Don't worry, I had a similar moment today where I almost gave up fanfiction as a hobby and deemed all my internet endeavors as just a giant waste of time and decided to just focus the next 5 or so years to school... I was half way there what with the deletion of my story and nearly severing whatever ties I had on the internet...

First of all I'd like to say that those people on ED, while occasionally making a good point are little more than a bunch of mean-spirited trolls.

Look, no matter how bleak things get, you need to keep striving for your goals and aspirations. It's going to be hard, and not everyone will make it to where they want to, but ask long as you have that drive to make it, then there's nothing you can't do.

kalphakomega

15 years ago

Do you have any goals to help you along your journey to being a mangaka? Its easy to dream. You have to work to achieve them or else that is all they will remain, dreams.

Do you know Japanese at all? Are you learning? Are you going to school for art? Are you constantly criticizing your craft in order to become better at it? What exactly are you doing to achieve your dream? Bitching about it just makes you sound ignorant to the hardships of actually working towards becoming a mangaka.

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